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Little Mermaid Whore

I eat enough for both of us.

About Me

I like to dance. I like to swim. In pools, contaminated lakes, and hot tubs. I'm pale. So I need at least an spf 15. I still get mad tan lines , though. If you saw me in person, you'd be jealous. I like to sleep so give me a reason to wake up. I'm not kidding, I'll sleep til 3 if you let me. Easily.
Mi Diario Personal
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My Interests

beach,TARAKOT , 4.0's, best friends, red lipstick, bohemian rhapsody, breakdancing, camp fires, cherry coke, clockwork orange, Dan , conan, dance parties, dancing, disney songs, disney world, food, freak dancing, getting really frightened, good grades, jack black, katie elizabeth danger farley , lasertron, laughing, locksley park, machete time, men, music in general, swimming, outback, perfect hair, looking pretty, screaming, seeing heather, sex drives, shopping, shows, singing, sleep, spooning, vacations, wayne's world ,

Music:

aquabats, brand new, dandy warhols, david byrne, disney songs, dresden dolls, hot hot heat, pearl jam, streetlight, talking heads, rick johnson, tenacious d, the clash, the beatles, save ferris, alanis, the specials, white stripes, idina menzel, black eyed peas, alice cooper, dashboard, dan regelski, wicked, the cramps, planet smashers, queen, phantom planet, thicke, al green, the toasters, the last 5 years, bandits of the acoustic revolution, nsync, madness, damien rice, reel big fish, gorillaz, outkast, AIDA, bowie, luda, the who, blur, the moldy peaches, my brightest diamond, the rosebuds, missy elliot, yo la tengo, various artists, radiohead, against me!,madonna, jens lekman, chicago soundtrack, sufjan stevens, sondre lerche, jon brion, the magnetic fields, misc., mark mothersbaugh, nsync, nico, the nightmare before christmas, apples in stereo, deerhoof, the strokes, the shins, dead kennedys, regina spektor, belle an sebastian, devendra banhart, etc., of montreal, tlc, dashboard, misfits, JUSTIN, the hip, the yeah yeah yeahs, madness, weezer, anything i can sing and/or dance to (but this is in my opinion, NOT yours)......NEVER country, though.

Movies:

stop making sense, wayne's world, little miss sunshine, memento, life as a house, spun, clockwork orange, american psycho, shawshank redemption, the green mile, forrest gump, little mermaid, the shining, rocky horror picture show, the california raisins:meet the raisins, big top pee wee, the mask, dumb and dumber, the bad seed, house of 1000 corpses, dont tell mom the babysitter's dead, ghost world, 24 hour party people, kill bill 1 and 2, almost famous, nightmare before christmas, normal, night of the living dead, lion king, sleepy hollow, from hell, buffy, one flew over the cukoo's nest, black christmas, matilda, clueless, jerry maguire, high fidelity, a league of their own, willy wonka, pulp fiction, seven, tenacious d: the complete masterworks, little monsters, dogma, edward scissorhands, big fish, the kids are alright

Television:

Do do do do ya have it? GUTS!The style network.Arrested Development.Conan

My Blog

finally, a survey

1. My Grandma: is one of the funniest people I know. And she gives me amazing jewelery. 2. Never in my life have I: swam with dolphins. 3. When I was younger, I: would wear rings on every finger and r...
Posted by Little Mermaid Whore on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:38:00 PST

stupid surveyyy

Name 3 schools you went/going to:1. St. Mary's of the Lake2. Clover bank elementary3. Frontier High School Name 3 things in your purse/wallet:1. banana condom 2. tropical fruit condom 3. anal beadsNam...
Posted by Little Mermaid Whore on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:30:00 PST

Arnold Palmer Lite Half and Half....is this stuff legal? (so good)

Let's think about this....I went from working 5 hours a week to 43? Makes sense, right? You'd think someone as lazy as myself would be mad but in reality I love it! The kids are awesome (except Julian...
Posted by Little Mermaid Whore on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:18:00 PST

Every night remember who's in your bed.

My summer's just beginning. So, why does it feel like it's ending. Even the cool air outside feels near-autumn. It's all so melancholy.   At least high school's over. It was good while it lasted ...
Posted by Little Mermaid Whore on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:01:00 PST

So keep the blood in your head

So I wake up today and guess who's on the phone? Laura. Laura who? Laura from Joanns giving me the day off. That'd be great and all if I'd been scheduled to work at all for the past three weeks! I sho...
Posted by Little Mermaid Whore on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 08:35:00 PST

You shook me

This is what happens when people stop being polite and stop brushing their hair.......
Posted by Little Mermaid Whore on Mon, 15 May 2006 06:09:00 PST

Would you cry, if you saw me cryin?

"Good evening"....nothing...."good evening"....nothing again....."Good evening?" Tap tap tap. Nothing. And that's how functional the mic was for my introduction of the NHS ceremony tonight. I was so g...
Posted by Little Mermaid Whore on Wed, 10 May 2006 06:15:00 PST

Let me sing forever more.

Nothing really matters, anyone can see....Blah Blah Blah Blah. Gag me with a spoon. Duffy prom date? Tara prom date? I don't even know. Need to make much more money this summer. Im going to college! F...
Posted by Little Mermaid Whore on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 01:07:00 PST

Even though those tears are fallin from my eyes

Work all day.....ugh. Hopefully doing something later. Not ready to be left alone with my thoughts yet. I better be with friends within the next 12 hours or someone will pay. Sigh.....
Posted by Little Mermaid Whore on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 07:16:00 PST

where do we go, now?

 I love reunions. Even if its only been a few months. Being able to know that people like Liz, Carl, RJ, Eliza, etc.... still care about me and can still hang out like they never left is so nice....
Posted by Little Mermaid Whore on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:13:00 PST