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Jayson

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I rarely use exclamation points. They are a scalpel, not a cudgel. I'm a people watcher. I don't "do" dancing at clubs or events, and yet I love ballroom. My hands get cold easily. I try to annunciate and I fail miserably when caught off guard (this happens rarely). A good argument with the right person is sex on the dining room table. I read too much, I think too much, and I give up not as often as I should. My skepticism has ruined most fantastical fiction, but that's ok: I've found realism to be far more compelling.I have a laser focus under pressure and a complete lack of concentration when I'm not. Today I've convinced myself that laibach's "B Mashina" is the best song ever, tomorrow I'm sure the dishwasher will sound more appealing....

My Interests

Producing/Listening/Hating/Loving/eating/breathing music, working out, cooking, debating on any subject you want to toss at me, researching silly little bits of information until I'm an expert on the subject, The cha-cha, reading, hiking, biking, puzzles, driving, fishing, camping, and enjoying a life that I have no choice but to enjoy....

I'd like to meet:

Don't be afraid to use the word 'Fuck.' Don't give in to others. Don't be afraid to give in to others if they're right. Don't tune out, turn off, or tilt your head down. Don't settle. Don't be oblivious. Don't wear that ugly outfit in public. Don't be afraid to wear that ugly outfit in public just to prove to me that you won't give in. Don't be coy. Don't hold back. Don't forget to shower. Don't stop being a dork. Don't pull a punch or recall an email. Don't forget to be sexy. Don't forget to leave your hubris at the door. Don't be complacent. Don't resist the impulse to write me. Don't listen to others, but don't forget to understand them. Don't disregard the consequences. Don't forget the past, but don't forget to forgive it. Don't listen to Simon and Garfunkel. Don't read the tabloids. Don't put them on a pedestal. Don't forget to eat your vegetables, but don't forget to eat your meat. Don't stop thinking about tommorrow. Don't let me get away with bad song lyrics. Don't be afraid of no ghosts. Don't distrust science. Don't stop the wonder. Don't stop the discussion. Don't stop the debate.

Music:

anything plus 8/m_nus, kompakt, dave clarke, classical, jazz, mathew johnson, imogen heap, Cibo Matto, Miyavi, Jeff Mills, jamie lidell, bob dylan, kodo, Aimee, Mann, Billy Idol, Motor, talking heads, Bobby Gaylor, Bjork, Eluvium, radiohead, Jack Johnson, the entire ocean's twelve soundtrack, nikkifurie, kanye west, INXS, Tori Amos, Princess Superstar, Frank Sinatra, Fridge, Ellen Allien, Future Sound of London, Redman, Harry Manx, Jon Brion, amon tobin, Switch, Bamboo Forest, Stewart walker, theo parrish, junior senior, steve bug, luciano, Konrad Black, NIN, soundgarden, great lakes myth society, jose gonzalez, the indigo girls, folk, lcd soundsystem, Prince, She Wants Revenge, Colin Hay, Dj Krush, Frou Frou, Hall & Oats, Inara George, anything that's so passionate it sounds like its about to fall apart....

Movies:

Fight Club, Buffalo 66, The professional, Memento, A Beautiful Mind, High Fidelity, Heat, Starship Troopers (its so horrible its good), Master and Commander, Pan's Labrynth, Dr. Strangelove, The Incredibles, The Good Shepard, The God who wasn't there, The Count of Monte Cristo, O Brother where art thou, Gladiator, Stranger Than Fiction, Ocean's Eleven (and twelve), Matador, The Squid and the Whale, American Splendor, The Proposition, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, 9 & 1/2 weeks, Young Frankenstein, Team America, The Big Lebowski, Batman Begins, Children of Men, Factotum, and I'm a fiend for any good ..ary out there......

Television:

Law and Order and its many incarnations are god. HBO pretty much hooks me with every new show (I adore Rome, and the new season of Deadwood is fantastic) Arrested development is one of the bravest and brilliant shows ever to exist. I get my frat boy humor from Family guy and I love it. lost has made me its bitch. Penn and Teller's "bullshit" should be on everyone's watch list. Grey's anatomy is a guilty pleasure. The office is imaculate. It's amazing that I have time for all the other things that I do....

Books:

David Sedaris, Carl Sagan, Nietzsche, Philip Pullman, Daniel Keyes, Alexandre Dumas, Philip K. Dick, Mark Twain, Sarah Vowell, John Donne, Anna David, Voltaire (oh snap I'm smart!), Richard Adams, Guy de Maupassant, Bukowski

Heroes:

Jeremy Sabo. Rob Theakston. Derek Plaslaiko. Carissa Tintinalli. My friends who have chased their dreams and ran them down for the kill, they will never cease to inspire me.

My Blog

The most endangered of sub species, and their most unrelenting of threats

Men and Women of substance and thought of obsession and clarity have always been an endangered lot since as long as man has made wheels and conjured fire.   They are not threatened by disease, or...
Posted by Jayson on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:10:00 PST

Masterbation: A Hypothesis of self-operant conditioning

Hypothesis: The reason that most men fall asleep after sex is because they have unintionally conditioned themselves to fall asleep after an orgasm.  Men, I believe, masterbate before going to bed...
Posted by Jayson on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:05:00 PST

The Truth Comes Out

No, I do not in fact hate Simon & Garfunkel.  However, half of that group *is* Paul Simon, and you must, as a skeptical and reasonable human being, be suspect of a man who takes no issue with...
Posted by Jayson on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:25:00 PST

10 things about me you didn't know, or did know but never cared to.

Despite being venomously against obliging such trends as being 'tagged' and then 'tagging' others, Christine is far too powerful of a force for me to simply disregard any request put forth by her.&nbs...
Posted by Jayson on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST

I'm too easily entertained

I play those racing "click" games that pop up on the myspace front page every chance I get. Digging for a diamond? I'm up for the challenge. Racing Osama Bin Laden on a hobby horse? Put me in coach. ...
Posted by Jayson on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:20:00 PST

Ask a Ninja why he's funnier than you

Ok, I don't know how you guys feel about "ask a ninja," or if you've even seen it, but I gotta admit I find it absolutely hilarious. Everytime a new episode comes up I wonder if they're going to run o...
Posted by Jayson on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 04:12:00 PST

My Gift to Myspace: Christine from the Phillipine

Over two years ago now myspace was relatively new (hard to imagine eh?).  At the time there was this massive wave of phillipino "models" desperate to add as many americans as possible.  At ...
Posted by Jayson on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:39:00 PST

Why I hate snow in June

Oak Park, smally town famous for..........well, oak trees.  Beautiful trees,  regal, titanic monarchs shading my backyard and insuring large amounts of bird shit threatening the car that I w...
Posted by Jayson on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:21:00 PST

I pledge to no longer pledge.....in that spot

Pledge is a fun little substance.  It creates this wonderful, slippery layer on anything it's wiped onto that helps resist dust buildup. Last week I went on a pledge binge, much like an aerosol c...
Posted by Jayson on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 08:33:00 PST

I am reduced to a number

Your Birthdate: November 28 Your birth on the 28th day of the month (1 energy) adds a tone of independence and extra energy to your Life Path. The number 1 energy suggest more executive...
Posted by Jayson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST