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J.

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About Me

.I can kind of play the digeridoo . . .I edited my profile with . V4.4

My Interests

Really pretentious experimental films, video games, Anime, Death (the pear-shaped kind), permanent markers, people, words whose plural ends in the letter "I" (ex: "platypi" or "octopi")

I'd like to meet:

Hugh Hefner, Stephen King, Brett Easton EllisDude! You're 100% from Massachusetts!

Dude! Me and Sully and Fitzie and Sean are gonna hit Landsdowne tonight after the game, hang out at the Beerworks. I'll pick you up at the Coop at 6.

How Massachusetts are you?
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Music:

Metal, Hardcore, Industrial, Drum n Bass, House, Ambient, smattering of other genres so long as they don't reek of opera or country or that nauseating adult contemporary crap.

Movies:

good horror.Anything by Polanski, Aronofsky, Kubrick, Lynch, et al.others by title: Watership Down, Elephant, Willard, TCM (original), Dawn of the Dead, Donnie Darko, Audition, The Gate, Devil's Nightmare, Evil Dead Trilogy, LOTR

Television:

Lost, 24, Harvey Birdman, Invader Zim, The Sopranos, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, MST3K, etc etc etc

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut, Stephen King, Clive Barker, Aldous Huxley, Brett Easton Ellis, Neil Stephenson

Heroes:

Phil Ken Sebben, Hiro Protagonist, Hugh Hefner

My Blog

my black socks

are the things in my direct line of sight when I look up from my computer screen. I don't know why I'm still up as I got 5 hours of sleep last night and have no good reason to sustain consciousness ri...
Posted by J. on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

non-smoking update

I quit smoking 11 days ago. It sucks.Crystal Light is delicious. I feel no less a man for drinking it either. My glutias maximus is sore from working out. I know i spelled it wrong. You can cram it. I...
Posted by J. on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:42:00 PST

Chris Nolan

WHY is Chris Nolan SO GODDAMN GOOD? WHY?!?!Not only has he more than made up for Insomnia -- everyone has a bad day, man -- with Batman Begins, but now THE PRESTIGE. Watch the trailer.
Posted by J. on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:48:00 PST

Birthday Blog Two-Thousand Six

A blog on my birthday just seemed like the right thing to do.Youp, that's right people. Today I turned 29 years old. Twenty-fucking-nine. Holy shit. Where the HELL did my life go? I woke up this morni...
Posted by J. on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 12:12:00 PST

thus far and musings

Things that have happened since my last blog (in half-assed chronological order): I. Something happened on June 3rd but I dont remember what. Myabe something was supposed to happen but didn't. Is that...
Posted by J. on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:21:00 PST

sweaty

The San Fernando Valley is hot at night. For the second night in a row I am on my couch, sweating like an obese man in a Turkish bath, watching yet another episode of Law and Order if only because I c...
Posted by J. on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:53:00 PST

Tin-Panning in the Stream of Consciousness pt.1

Blogging. Bored. At work. Nothing much to do. As of yesterday I wasn't sure if I'd still be employed come Monday of next week with no prospective jobs in the pipe. Today I got two phone calls and and ...
Posted by J. on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 01:45:00 PST

Haiku Explosion Number 1!!!

Lint from the tissues Expelling yellowish paste-- People think I'm gross
Posted by J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Serial Killer Quiz

If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper. Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, the...
Posted by J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blend No. 27

is what i am being forced to smoke right now because the goddamn convenience store ran outta reds. speaking of which i forgot them in the living room and now i have to WALK my ass down the hall to get...
Posted by J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST