About Me
I have put it off long enough. Hey ho, how are you, no longer shall I talk of Mortal Kombat or some such, I believe the only thing I should say is that my taste in music is, and probably always be appaling. But I love it, I'm not single, and damn bloody happy for it, I work at Tesco but my main interest lies in brewing, beer that is, not in sulking which someone though I meant the other night. Hmm, I play bass, albeit not too well, but, average as all this sounds, and probably is, I have to say that i do NOT like scientology, or anything silly like that, which is more or less anything, everyobody is silly. Hmm, I like guiness, but I dont like dicks who steal all the suasage rolls in the pub, not a euphamism by the way, people who horde food for themselves are dicks and when I come to power will pay for their transgressions via guillotine and/or farming, probably the later, people who will join you rolls-stealers will be cap-wearers, advocates of the colour pink (ellen), anyone who has the nerve to diss Dethklok/Brandon Small, Rolf Harris and anything Indie, the inventor/drinkers of WKD and vodka in general, AND, finally, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, for they are neither Red Hot, or Chili Peppers, and above this, not very good either, don't like it? THEN GET IN MY FIELD OF WOE!!!!! Ummmm, also joining these people are the forementioned scientologusts and silly people, unless i already said that, it St. Paddys day after and I am drunk. Enough of this, I approve of Murmaider and Face Fisting, and other such practices, seeing a Stone Rodent is good luck and Max Paine & the Rev will one day rule all. Anyway, yes, All Boys Like War are my band, we are fairly great if you ask me. but then I would say that.... I do like walking, and being cold as opposed to hot, I think id rather freeze to death burn, but, I have no idea, in fact id rather not die via either of these causes, so dont get any ideas. I love facelickers, and the Peep Show, Dylan Moran, Les Claypool, Troy Sanders and other such personalities, don't like flying though, because it is tedious and painful for me so fuck that, don't like flying, teleoprt me instead, erm, want to woo me then buy me a pint of Coors and give a pony and all will be well. Hail Xenu!
