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Napalm Dildos

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Member Since: 12/12/2007
Influences: Napalm Death, Dark Funeral, Vader, Death, Dismember, Carcass, Slayer, Meshuggah, Children of Bodom, Dissect, Pre-Justice Metallica, Manowar, Dio, Spinal Tap, Serpentone (for it to not the metals, but it's the Erika there is of SOOO HOTTTT), Atomic Housewives for not thems the dildos music- for it to takens me into its house.
Record Label: Jealousies Records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

I likes it there pans of cake.

In its day other, I goings out to there breakfasts with mine friend och wes talkings about its food for there eatings.  I likes it there sausages och eggs.  Mine friend have it say to me the...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:12:00 GMT

Swedens...

I just for it's to getting back from there Sweden.  I saws it many horses och ates it there snows.  So happy I is for to practiskings its Englishks for its agains.  I no for to speaking...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:35:00 GMT

For there updates...

I stills for not having the jobs.  Tryings there really hard in not for brings it my swords.  I for to focuses on it speakings there English by to it really thinks on it what I says. 
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:04:00 GMT

Snowings to eats. Swordings for treats.

Also for getting fired in bringings mine swords to there works.  Somethings it was tellings about it securities of there fatherlands.  I sayings it for religions.  Odin will it comes do...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:15:00 GMT

Guessings of there what?

I for it is in takings it there Englisks lesson.  Due in it is for inablings to it speaks the Englisks.  Mine of there teachers for to askings me for really thinks about its before I sayings...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:07:00 GMT

Bob Rocks is for pussies och Lars is for its flabbies bellies...

Is for it's too trues due in for nots to be denyings it.
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 16:38:00 GMT

Is for winnings of biggest dildos of there earths...

Och is for biggest pussies of it ever for there earth (is with its Bob Rock for it to nots of includings Jason Newsted...  he is not so much of it for pussies)... I to of likings it that for is...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 16:31:00 GMT

For to it’s invents in new songs...

Is for calling of "Sleeps in Bloods." In for its songs I puts it in melodies of all squealies in leads guitars, but in of backgrounds is for palm mutes. For is in since no is there knowings of drums, ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:27:00 GMT

I gets it the jobs!

Todays for it's too good day.  I gets it the jobs for it's translatings in Mexicans.  Please to friends of not tellings it for me to nots so speakings of Mexican.  Shhhhh...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:58:00 GMT

For all its not knowing

Perhaps it cannot so for to see than of Englishks, I am not so well is speakings.  Is for of the language seconds in of me.  Ja!  Is for learnings me for what is it to knowing you?
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:30:00 GMT