The Curious Case of Shocky Dynamite

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Myspace Backgrounds Hi! My name is Shocky Dynamite and I am an |a|d|d|i|c|t|. I've been sober now for 24 hours. I am a master of my craft and my craft is sarcasm. It's also my major |m|a|l|f|u|n|c|t|i|o|n|. Something you may not know about me is that I throw stones from my glass house. Actually, I toss them. I throw them, whichever's stronger because I use great force that bears down with un-bearable (and terrible) strength. Don't play Dodgeball with me, you will lose. Don't play "Sarcastic" with me, you will lose. Ask your mom. Inside jokes are the best, and me and my friends are the best at them. Yes, I should have said 'my friends and I' but I didn't because I don't care. So what's the worst that I could say? Things are better if I stay...because I don't want to do it alone. I smell like garbage because I play with dead bodies. I like zombies and My Chemical Romance, and if you don't like it, hey. Who cares? I admit that I used to look forward to watching The Wonder Years and Mr. Belvedere. Yes, for real. Crying is ok, I promise. I think taking a dump feels so good, so I do it often. I also have been vomiting alot lately. I know "alot" isn't one word, but I did it like that to piss someone off. I'm so sick and tired of being admired, that I wish that I would just die or get fired. I'm a terrible role model and a filth monger and a jackass, but you know what? You love it. And you know what? I love you too. Yeah, I love you. It's just one of those blood stained love stories of a chemical romance that leaves a bad taste in your mouth,unlike that of sweet revenge...
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You are Superman Superman 75% Batman 70% Spider-Man 65% The Flash 65% Robin 60% Hulk 55% Catwoman 55% Supergirl 50% Green Lantern 40% Wonder Woman 25% Iron Man 20% You are mild-mannered, good,
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45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: etimanyD ykcohS
What did you do last night?: Watch cartoons til I fell asleep
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: My name in ransom note style lettering
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: Hell yeah...I'm trying to see how long I can hold my tongue on one
Last time you swam in a pool?: I've never "swam" in one cuz I cant swim...but the last time I been in one was maybe 3 years ago...I dunno.
What are you wearing?: No shirt, my shorts and socks and shoes
How many cars have you owned?: A million transformers...no REAL cars.
Type of music you dislike most?: Go-go...I fuckin HATE that shit.
Are you registered to vote?: Yep
Do you have cable?: Yep
What kind of computer do you use?: The one connected to my ShockBot
Ever made a prank phone call?: Hell yeah!!
You like anyone right now?: Um...yes, yes I do.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: I'd go sky diving with no protections because I can fly.
Furthest place you ever traveled?: I've been to both ends of the universe, but the furthest place without using my powers was Florida...or Heaven and Hell
What's your favorite comic strip?: Boondocks and my own Shady Acres
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: Whose National Anthem? America's or Mushroom Kindgom
Shower, morning or night?: Night....or morning...it depends.
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: SUPERMAN RETURNS!!!
Favorite pizza toppings?: Shrooms and cheese.
Chips or popcorn?: Popcorn...wait...what KIND of chips?
What cell phone provider do you have?: Cingular.
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: Didnt know you could light those up.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: No, but me and Ricky's characters will be in our upcoming movie "Tiara Boys"
Orange Juice or apple?: Apple juice bitch...please.
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: Damn...um....hmmmm...Usually around lunchtime I'm alone these days...but in school the last time I had lunch it was with the whole gang
favorite chocolate bar?: I cant choose
Who is your longest friend and how long?: Jesus, my whole life...and then Chelsea, also my whole life.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: I've never been compelled to fuckin SIT there and eat a tomato...ho,egrown OR otherwise.
Have you ever won a trophy?: Nope, just medals...*sigh*
Favorite arcade game?: GALLAGA BITCHES!!!!!!
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: Fuck no
Sprite or 7-UP?: Sprite
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: Yeah in middle school...booooooo!!
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: Nopthing...they are false advertisement...them walls aint green!
Ever thrown up in public?: Yep...twice...no once....yeah, once.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: I know where my true love is so if I had my million dollars we could be together...so I'd choose the money.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: No
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: Jimmy who? That nigga suck asshole cracks. Mister Squarepants all the way
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: I have pictures of me at like 1 year old with cornrows, but ever since then I've always known myself to have short hair...and I like it this way.
What message is on your voicemail machine?: The default one.
Where would you like to go right now?: North Carolina...or Oklahoma...depends if this trip is business or pleasure...I might just go to HEaven to be with my mommy and granny
Whats the name of your pet?: K.R.Y.P.T.O.
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: Tha last bag I had was a one strap bag and there's nothing in it now, I dont think.
What do you think about most?: Myself...and the future...and how I'm wasting my life being selfish...and food...and...
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No Country For Old Men, this is my favorite scene from any movie I've ever seen in my life. And I don't know why. It's just badass.

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My Blog

I Promised You I Wouldnt Kill Myself

But you'd be surprised at what you could live through...For all the wounds that are never gonna scar meFor all the hearts that are never gonna break meIf I fall...That which doesn't kill you, only mak...
Posted by The Curious Case of Shocky Dynamite on Wed, 28 May 2008 05:29:00 PST

The Best Idea I Ever Had In My Life

Nevermind. I deleted it.Both times.
Posted by The Curious Case of Shocky Dynamite on Sun, 25 May 2008 08:34:00 PST

The Art and Glory of My Scars and Stories

I am selfishI am wrongI am rightI swear I'm rightSwear I knew it all alongAnd I am flawed,But I am cleaning up so wellI am seeing in me nowThe things you swore you saw yourself.&nbs...
Posted by The Curious Case of Shocky Dynamite on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:58:00 PST

Cinemaplex Employees Unite!

Against all odds we persevere. We brave the crying babys. We manage the managers. We put up with the "gangsters". And for what?? A job well done. But we all know, sooner or later a Cinemaplex is going...
Posted by The Curious Case of Shocky Dynamite on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:49:00 PST

Have You Heard The News...

So, just in case this wasn't on the news, I wanted to ease everyone's worries about where I've been the past few days. I don't really know how to say this but...um...I'm dead. I guess that's ho...
Posted by The Curious Case of Shocky Dynamite on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:35:00 PST

The Hardest Part of Living

It's getting kind of hard to believe things are going to get better.I've been drowning to long to believe that the tide's going to turnAnd I've been living too hard to believe things are going to get ...
Posted by The Curious Case of Shocky Dynamite on Mon, 05 May 2008 10:04:00 PST

The Papercut Chronicles: Chapter 30

Okay, just so we're clear on this up front, the following is about a few people. Like anyone gives a damn. And I guess it doesn't matter because I'm always wrong.The Nature Of YouPeople always say, "N...
Posted by The Curious Case of Shocky Dynamite on Thu, 01 May 2008 07:36:00 PST

The Ushers Who Don’t Clean Anything

We are the ushers who don't clean anythingWe just go to work, and fuck aroundAnd if you ask us to clean anythingWe'll just tell you, "We don't clean anything."Well, I never check the restroomsAnd I ne...
Posted by The Curious Case of Shocky Dynamite on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:24:00 PST

The High Five in : Welcome To My Life

"...In other news, local authorities have yet to respond with any word whatsoever of how bad the damages are in the terrible tragedy you have just witnessed at home. Police and fire officials are urgi...
Posted by The Curious Case of Shocky Dynamite on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:38:00 PST

What’s Going To Happen To Me

One day, I'm going to wake up but I'm not going to be in my bed. I'm going to be in a hospital bed of a mental asylum. And I'm not going to have on any shoes, but just some sweat pants and a tee shirt...
Posted by The Curious Case of Shocky Dynamite on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:03:00 PST