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shaolin tea towelin

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About Me

lets look at it this way you can either lyk me or hate me if u hate me then i probs hated u first if u lyk me then come on you no wot i lyk so leave a message or two if u feel genorus..... a message to my ture friends thank you so much for giding me to make me the way i am today big respect to jonny (in london) shord big up to Lee Gary and most of all Caps for showing me the ways of a gansta now to the swindon lot thanks to mooner aka matt hawkins big shout to max, coxy and luke and most of all well just as much as moon (luv ya moon) i gotta say thanks to Jimmy u ave been there for a lot man cheers and u no this man u are always my drinking buddy coz we are of course the 3.T.C safe everyone else for being there for me i love u all to.... now a message to my enemys I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF said in ture faith that u will read this if i dont lyk you .... anywho peace out everyone safe
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lloyd ( Lloydy baby )
Birthday: 12 july
Birthplace: ealing
Current Location: swindon
Eye Color: blue/yellow i have fucked up eyes
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5 ft 11
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: fuck knows
The Shoes You Wore Today: stan smiths
Your Weakness: my hernia lol
Your Fears: spiders and ghosts lol
Your Perfect Pizza: stuff crust meat feast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: loss wieght or pass exams eithers good
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck off u twat
Thoughts First Waking Up: i love my snozze button
Your Best Physical Feature: my arms
Your Bedtime: ur jokeing right
Your Most Missed Memory: London or cornwall :-(
Pepsi or Coke: Coke all the way
MacDonalds or Burger King: bit of both would be nice
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton all the way
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla ( ice lol )
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: to fucking right
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: every morning
Have you Been in Love: twice ages ago and now love u becci
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: yes on day
Do you belive in yourself: course i do
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: of course i loom fucking beautiful
Are you a Health Freak: no i smoke drink and eat shit food
Do you get along with your Parents: my mum
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: learning guitar + i DJ
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: to many times
In the past month have you Smoked: again to many times
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ummmmm.. whos asking lol yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: well i ran down the street naked if that counts
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes chewing gum off my bruv lol
Ever been Drunk: ummm.. yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: again to many times ok 7 lol
Ever Shoplifted: yes a pack of condoms lol
How do you want to Die: get stoned and have a shag and not wake up lol
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: estate agent
What country would you most like to Visit: amsterdam the lads no why sex and drugs maby
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown or dark
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5ft8
Weight: no fat but not skinny
Best Clothing Style: towny or emo but not goth
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: to many i DJ
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: dont get me started to many
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My Interests

Djjing trance // playing guitar // football // body building // cars // go karting // Get pissed // eatin sweets // coke cola // girls // music // videos // pictures // old memories // and new memories.. and SEX as all the peeps from RIDGEWAY will know i fucking love goin studio with the boyz and girls and we get sum fuckin phat pics dont we just check these babies out lol safe Ridgeway boyz ad girls me and the boyz doin wot we do bestme d the sexy max in pizza box buy one get one free lol safe maxibonthe very sexy coxy bottomme and max being very very beautifulcoxy has noticed sumting very arouseing in max's trousers lolme and the very very fit vickylee u little rude boy lol bruv safe mate

I'd like to meet:

as long as ur safe , fit , dont give a fuck and really just my sorta person i like then i will add anyone but if i think ur a prick then dnt even bother sending me a request coz it wont be awnsered lol go on add me i dare u lol

Music:

in order it goes Indie music lyk oasis verve and kasabian then Trance coz i fucking love the stuff then a bit r'n'b brum n base hip hop then rock but i lyk a bit of everything coz i DJ and play giuitar i no its a wierd mix but oh well i don't give a fuck loli will show how well im getting on learning guitar i had my acoustic first and i have just brought my electiric so im getting on fine but if anyone can give me tips would be fucking helpful lolmy sexy and very beautiful new electric guitarme and my sexy acoustic guitarmy sexy acoustic

Movies:

this is what should look like in a ganster movie lol "fuck i forgot the weed" Snatch - Lock stock and two smoking barrels - Trainspotting - Football factory - Mean Machine - Essex Boys - Green Street - The business - Resivour Dogs - Pulp Fiction basicaly ganstar films but i do love the black comdey films as well coz the crack me up stuff lyk white chicks scary movie fraiday and shit lyk that but don't get me wrong di crease up still at stuff lyk american pie and road trip things lyk that i love to but the funniest thing i own on dvd is lee evans live at wembly coz is so fuckin funny lolthe first gansta film i ever watched lolfucking well good film almost makes me wanna support west hamhes a fucking great actor

Television:

Viva la Bam - Jackass - Dirty Sanches - Simpsons - Family Guy stewie make the fucking show anyway i lyk friends and i aint no dick but ave u seen nole edmons new show deal or no deal its well good week nights 4:15 lol its well good

Books:

i dont fucking read who do u think i am lol

Heroes:

My Grandads My Bruv and my idle is Vinie Jones and jonny