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Everything Zen Art

About Me

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I like to see the world turn while I spin the other way.
I love EVERYTHING ART and I like food.
Look at my art and give me food.
I live for travel & love hearing people's interesting life stories. I'll talk to anyone. about anything. I never limit myself to one perspective.
I love off-beat senses of humor, or anyone who has their own unique rhythm to life
I'm passionate about life in general : equal parts simplicity, creativity, eccentricity, and electricity.
What's my definition of beauty?
A fantastic mind. A brilliant smile. A great arse.
When I paint, all of my senses merge into one. I hear the colors. I taste the sounds. A spark of inspiration flows through me. Its an extraordinary thrill.
I have an unusual sense of what is aesthetically pleasing.
Psuedo-intellectuals and snobby-indie kids irritate me.
I have a reputation for making bizarre faces and odd noises.
you should hear my miss piggy impression...
...sometimes I draw faces on tomatos.
I make my cat dance to beegee's songs. It makes me laugh hardcore.
Two things that baffle me: the scientific properties of jello, and fannypacks.
Life is colorful and fun, and I try and remind people of that in my artwork.
I have a tendency to stare. Especially during aimless meanders through town. I'm just observant. This world FASCINATES me.
Mahalo :)
Find me on Facebook right here
bonnaroo
hippie feet
my other fingers
my art

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet myself from the future, telling me that my calculations for time travel are correct...or someone named Hank, or maybe even Marcel Duchamp...anyone who can turn a urinal into intelligent, thoughtful art intrigues me

Also, whoever decided to put peanut butter on celery :)

Stuff I don't like:

When people take advantage of my kindness, Peas, Jagerbombs, People who think they're exclusive, Nascar, Accidentally zippering myself with my coat zipper, Burning my tongue on coffee, When bandaids don't stick, Snobby indie kids, Religious fundamentalists, Not being able to help those that I love, Those rediculous Ugg boots (especially when paired with skirts - pointless!)

I've always wanted to learn about the physics of a banana peel to understand where it gets its dangereously, slippery properties from.

Oh yea and double dutch. How the hell do you do that?

I enjoy people who make me think, laugh, and examine. Humility is also something I greatly appreciate. Any person that creates a positive tension in my personal beliefs and values, forcing me to reconstruct my philosophy is someone I hold dear.

Plus that dude that makes the occasional fart joke that really just cracks me up...those people deserve nobel peace prizes!

Beeker is my all-time favorite muppet.
Thats a picture of Beeker hanging out of my car window.
I title it: "Beeker in the Sky with Diamonds"
Someone stole him from me 2 years ago :(
I hope to find another someday........someday.

I wouldn't be 100% me without The Kinks.
More specifically, the exquisite John Gosling on the pianoforte!
Just watch...and make some tea ;)

If you really want to hear something "out-there", or if you're just looking for a reason to look at me weird, ask me about Buggs Bunny and coconut shrimp sometime...You'll probably never look at me the same way afterwards.

Check out my E-Harmony and Match.com profiles because they guard some of my deepest secrets: Which goosebumps book has changed my life the most? What style of suspenders makes me feel sexy? Those answers and more!

Bottom line: I'm in this thing called life for the laughs!

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My Blog

Dreamtime

I've been struggling lately to find one good night of solid REM sleep.  I swear, I'm slowly morphing into some sort of nocturnal whatchamacallit.  Its true....I've come to some of my best realizations...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Aug 2009 00:12:00 GMT

blasphemy.

I'm not entirely sure how this is possible, and I'm still completely dumbfounded by my incapabilities as a human being.....but I managed to somehow kill my little red cactus.  Am I really less nurturi...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:02:00 GMT

I like your style.

I just really like the way Newton Faulkner plays, and how he does all that tapping on his guitar....I can't believe he busted out a Kermit impression in the last video!  Its like we're muppet-soulmate...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 20:37:00 GMT

nighttime reflections.

Just got back from the show....such tired feet.  Still kind of restless, so now I'm sitting here, re-evaluating tonights decisions & running through alternative conversations and possible "what-if's" ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 21:56:00 GMT

things pertaining to stuff, and other whathaveyou's

Simply put, this makes me happy.  I saw these guys in NYC after getting off of the subway with a friend.  Made my day  :)   (They call themselves the Xylopholks)I think these fellas might be our solut...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:36:00 GMT

Fantastical

Lets see....whats been going on in Mandyland you ask?  Well let me just get this out of the way, hooray Barack Obama!  big smiles  Alrighty, here comes the part where i ramble on about myself:So, I ju...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:00:00 GMT

blog me baby.

I'm one of those artist/whatchamacallits. so I think honesty is the most important thing for my paintings, which leads me to live a lonely existence of rehashing the muddy waters of my faults and...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:38:00 GMT

two things...

Theres just something about popped collars and tee shirts containing sexual innuendos that makes me think douchebag... Point number two:  do you ever get depressed watching Harry Potter because ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:01:00 GMT

realization

i have come to a conclusion about austrailian accents. THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY! theoretically, you could rape my cat and say it was an accident, but as long as you say it with an austrailian accent, i t...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 19:01:00 GMT

BONNAROO !!!

Thaaaats right, tres chicas are roadtrippin to Tennessee this June for 4 days of amaaazing MUSICAL FESTIVITIES!  Featuring....TOOL, Ziggy Marley, White Stripes, The Roots, Ben Harper, OH MY!!!&nb...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:54:00 GMT