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♠Miss☆Kitty☆Fantastico♠

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



i'm not a concept. i'm just a fucked up girl looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?

Mal Vicious is totally tubular!

My Interests

♠BETTIE PAGE
♠roller derby
♠tattoos
♠fun
♠tattooed boys
♠beer
♠hair dye
♠black eyeliner
♠drunken spur of the moment road trips
♠the ocean
♠chaos
♠friends
♠family
♠rain
♠it
♠singing in the shower, rain, car, wherever i feel like
♠taking crap and making it look bitchin'
♠painting
♠other than that, i'm pretty boring...

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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I'd like to meet:

most people think they know me...truth be told, only a select few know the real me...i want a boy who will treat me like the real person i am and not the anomaly they see me as...look past the exterior because i happen to not only be that person, i just like the decorations...but otherwise, i pretty much have all the best friends a girl could ask for.

The Chop Shop Rox!


Music:

♠naked aggression
♠alkaline trio
♠crass
♠blatz
♠bikini kill
♠bouncing souls
♠good riddance
♠afi
♠silent majority
♠strung out
♠dresden dolls
&spades:elvis
♠the man in black johnny cash
♠patsy cline
♠nofx
♠babes in toyland
♠cure
♠pixies
♠the clash
♠ramones
♠joan jett
♠pat benetar
♠bob marley
♠screeching weasel
♠bad religion
♠social d
♠a whole lotta 80's
♠a whole lotta other shit, you wanna know, just ask

Movies:

♠anything & everything zombie
♠anything & everything horror even cheesy horror
♠willy wonka and the chocolate factory
♠charlie and the chocolate factory
♠silent hill
♠juno
♠hard candy
♠resident evil 1-3
♠cry baby
♠pirates of the caribbean 1-3
♠the exorcist
♠the ring
♠anything by ed wood
♠anything by quentin tarantino
♠anything by tim burton
♠anything by kevin smith
♠80's teen angst movies
♠eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
♠napoleon dynamite
♠run lola run
♠spiderman 1-3
♠x-men 1-3
♠old school
♠orange county
♠fight club
♠garden state
♠my absolute fave a clockwork orange
♠fear & loathing
♠people vs. larry flynt
♠sean of the dead
♠girls just want to have fun
...i watch a lot of movies. love 'em...

Television:

i like tv...tv good

Books:

♠clive barker
♠chuck pahluniuk
♠hunter s. thompson (r.i.p.)
♠ann rice
(the 1st 4 are authors, in case you're retarded)
♠white oleandar
♠anything that strikes my fancy

Heroes:

♠bettie page
♠hunter s. thompson
♠my mom
♠the crew
♠wolverine

My Blog

Hot melty brains

Today officially marks the first day of summer. In Arizona, its not always a good thing.As my insides melt and turn to mush while my glass plugs burn my earlobes the second I step outside, I can't hel...
Posted by `MissKittyFantastico` on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:06:00 PST

When the other shoe drops

I have recently come under a string of bad luck. I'm not talking the I-lost-my-keys-and-couldn't-find-my-car kind of bad luck. I'm talking the my-car-got-towed-twice-in-a-two and a half-week-period-an...
Posted by `MissKittyFantastico` on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:19:00 PST

A funny thing happened on the way to my life

It seems life has been throwing me some curve balls lately. And try as I might, I'm striking out left and right.The saying goes, when life throws you lemons, make lemonade. What if the lemons are spoi...
Posted by `MissKittyFantastico` on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:51:00 PST

When it rains, it pours

A lots been going on in my life lately, and not all of it good. I'd have to say I've been in a rut. Not to mention in the middle of a lot of chaos. But I'm glad to say that, for the most part, the dow...
Posted by `MissKittyFantastico` on Wed, 28 May 2008 01:53:00 PST

Judgey wudgey was a bear

What really cracks me up (and by cracks me up i mean annoys me) is when people have a certain perception of me. Usually that perception is that I'm this real tough, mean, crazy freak in bed. The truth...
Posted by `MissKittyFantastico` on Wed, 14 May 2008 07:20:00 PST

Nutshell is getting full

Just a few things that have been filling up the nutshell that is my life. Here are a few tidbits:1. Last night I was in the Miss Hair-azona 2008 competition. I didn't win. It was pretty much a beauty ...
Posted by `MissKittyFantastico` on Mon, 05 May 2008 12:32:00 PST

10 things I hate about you

Regarding driving: 1. It's okay to drive the speed limit. 2. When the light turns green, you're supposed to apply pressure to the gas peddle with your right foot. You are not going to receive an invit...
Posted by `MissKittyFantastico` on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:40:00 PST

Adventures in Whoreland: webdating wednesday

It's been a while since I've parlayed any adventures on here. There have been some, not necessarily in Whoreland, more like it's-been-so-long-since-I've-had-good-sexland. But I'm surviving as best as ...
Posted by `MissKittyFantastico` on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:50:00 PST

10 things I hate about you

Regarding my stretched ears.1. No, they don't currently hurt. Why in the hell would I get something done that would permanently hurt? They initially hurt, but just like a regular ear piercing, it stin...
Posted by `MissKittyFantastico` on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:28:00 PST

Marathon of madness

I seem to have lost the ability to sleep at night. But give me sunshine, and I'm all about the zzzz's. At least I was yesterday. I guess I haven't really been home during the day much, what with my cr...
Posted by `MissKittyFantastico` on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:47:00 PST