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About Me

talk is cheap.
but we keep on keeping on.
business hours are over,
and yet i made all of the ladies in the area pregnant.
im just a teenage dirt bag baby.
ill sperm in your perm.
im gay for my wifey.
inappropriate people are the worst and best in the world.
i can't let unfair things go.
i procrastinate like a motherfucker.
i curse like a sailor.
i have a problem with authority.
im a realist.
im judgemental just like irene's dad says.
i love a few select people. most others annoy me...
yet i work in customer service and im better than you could ever be.
hey, why would i want to put up with your bullshit when i can hardly put up with my own?
i don't speak 'asian.'
i dont play well with others.
im a silly bitch.
i've got the freshy fresh.
dont sweat the small stuff smalls, and its ALL small stuff.
look for me, ill be rolling in a black sedan with 2 cheap hookers and a mexican.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"I wish a were a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. Cause how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum?"
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"
You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)

Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic

What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays

Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get What Does Your Candy Heart Say? /div

Music:

anyone and anything as long as its not annoying...

Movies:

brother bear, the goonies, pirates of the caribbean, napolean dynamite, fast times at richmont high, the breakfast club, finding nemo, lilo and stitch, lady and the tramp, cinderella, beauty and the beast, snow white and the seven dwarfs, little mermaid, shark tale, saw, saw2, madagascar

Television:

CSI

Books:

fight club, the unbearable lightness of being, the crucible, something big has been here, fat chance, speak, harry potter, a clockwork orange, the beach, ella enchanted

Heroes:

everyone who knows me and can still put up with me

My Blog

21 questions

i like headi get it every nightwhat am i?a pillow, duh happy venereal disease dayi did it for loveget started on keeping your part of the bargaincould you kindly shut up?youre only a quarter of my cra...
Posted by laura k. on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:09:00 PST

babe, i know that its your soul, but could you bottle it up?

i guess you just have to let out that aggression once in a whilebefore you can feel like yourself againand then you realizethat the only one who has the ability to make you feel like crap is youwowim ...
Posted by laura k. on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:32:00 PST

theres a penis on my pencil

take a journey down to the old neighborhoodthat once safe neighborhooda nice neighbodhood filled with more secrets than you knowthe one of my past the one that hides the smut of the desperate housewiv...
Posted by laura k. on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 09:17:00 PST

oh clementine, what a cutie

petitions for classesand against changes in the systembut your opinion means nothingand neither does your votefalling into things that you never plannedcan be the best mistake ever madeor the biggest ...
Posted by laura k. on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:52:00 PST

time wont let me go

you know what your probrem is?you dont see the world the way i do
Posted by laura k. on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:38:00 PST

fly like paper and get high like planes

i wish this whole year could just be clean, untainted, untarnished, and free of your smutim not sure i quite remember when i lost my mind, or when you lost your common sense, or when we realized that ...
Posted by laura k. on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:34:00 PST

do you know who i am?

good, neither do i well thats a liefor once i know exactly who i amalmostkind of sort ofmaybenot reallynonot at all such a wild and crazy world we live inwhat have we all become?who do we think we are...
Posted by laura k. on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:21:00 PST

wow

is all i can saya year ago i was such a different personthat day planner, what an incriminating, i mean...revealing...piece of evidence, or rather, history heres to not dwelling on the past, but learn...
Posted by laura k. on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:10:00 PST

lord knows youve got to change

its time to clean houseJUST unpacked from vegas...only 3 weeks too latebottles, wrappers and junk, oh mychristmas presents strewn aboutlast years tragedies at the foot of the beddvds needing a pl...
Posted by laura k. on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:42:00 PST

ssss-stuttering

free the tubesand let that woman beput on the face for your sanity's sakedo not pass goand let the door hit you on the way out i hope you woke up alonebeautiful buffetsforbidden tiesand careful, theyr...
Posted by laura k. on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:26:00 PST