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Arty, bro.

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About Me

Le Nozze Di Figaro. This be a bomb ass opera yo! Mozart bitches... I like to play golf, both regular and miniature. The fern in my room is dying. And im running out of ChapStick. (Just an update on the fern: Dead.)

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My Interests

Furthering the Armenian Cause and Partying! Also art. NOW LAW.

I'd like to meet:

Swamp Thing, Optimus Prime, Santa Claus, Paris Hilton, The guy from the MicroMachines commercials, He-Man, the Pope (the old one - JP), the guy who invented staples, Jackie Chan, Borat, the dumb guy from Jackass (the movie), a computer guy that can fix my computer for sunflower seeds, popeye, george bush (number 2, he seems like a cool guy), the guy who invented chapstick... .... The guy who invented the cup, my popeye watch wristband maker, marc chagall, aristotle, the guy who invented taxes, and your mom, the guy who invented icy hot......notice how all these inventors are guys.... cus were smarter than other non-males.

Music:

country. yea thats right. country. THE DAN BAND. Italian Pop and Opera. Wyclef Jean. Iron Maiden. Jamaican Dancehall. Ludacris. William Hung does Ricky Martin.

Movies:

You dont have enough space and i dont have enough time. I'll give you one, Dont Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. Shanghai Noon and Shanghai Knights. The Italian Job. Oceans Eleven, both the new and the old. Garfield, the movie. Jackass, the movie. For Richer For Poorer. Super Troopers. Jay and Silent Bob Movie. Clerks. Dogma. Leap of Faith (steve martin - early 90s). blues brothers 1 and 2000. World's Wildest Street Fights 2. Godfather 2.

Television:

NO MA'AM - National Organization of MEN Against Amizonian Masterhood http://welcome.to/nomaam/

Books:

Plato's Republic, Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit, Aristotle: On the Soul: "the growth of fire is unlimited while there is something to be burnt"; "That which thinks and that which is thought are the same." Picture books and books with little or no words. Coloring books. 3-D books.

Heroes:

Oprah Winfrey. Anyone on TV. Uwe Blab. Vlade Divac. Santa Claus. The guy who invented the beer bottle; also the guy who invented the bottle opener. Kurt Rambis. Larry the Cable Guy and the Drunk Guy. The people who invented booze. The guy who invented the mouse pad (that rich ass fucker). The guy who invented the disco ball. The guy who invented the in-car arm rest.My cat~

My Blog

I think very deeply

The president of a small college desires to improve his school's academic reputation. He is told that the best way to do this is to create at least a few first-rank departments. It would be good to wo...
Posted by Arty, bro. on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:58:00 PST

The Candyman

The Candyman can cuz he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good. And the world tastes good cuz the candyman thinks it should.
Posted by Arty, bro. on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:14:00 PST

Infatuation/Obsession

I tend to infatuate myself with things. It just happens. And it keeps going. Its like an endless tunnel; you wanna know whats inside, but you know theres no escape. does that make sense? its ok, no on...
Posted by Arty, bro. on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 07:41:00 PST

Drunk Naked Midget

I wrote this a while ago----------------------------------- The most adorable little woman is puking in the corner. The hottest thing with two legs shorther than four feet is liberating her dinner and...
Posted by Arty, bro. on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 04:52:00 PST

CSULA, here I come?

I guess. I just applied to CSULA's Philosophy Masters Program and I wdont know why.....Well, wish me luck. I'll tell you if i get in. It'll be cool if i do.  I hope there's money in philosophizin...
Posted by Arty, bro. on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 12:38:00 PST

Jefferson Darcy

Nude sunbathers at Ft. Lauderdale. all this even before you leave the airport. .....wow. spring break.
Posted by Arty, bro. on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 11:53:00 PST

Al Bundy

in the still...of the night i want to hold you....hold you tight in the still of the night....in the still of the niiiiiight. ...
Posted by Arty, bro. on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 11:51:00 PST