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Pauly J

U catch more flies w/ honey than u do w/ vinegar!

About Me

New York City massage therapist

My Interests

~ microphones ~ lord classic ~ tanlines - kids of loved ones - giving massages - thrumming a buzztune - soft skin - tasting music - feeling bass vibrate - tricky words - deaf percussionists - brigitte bardot eyeliner on girls - the vampires louis & lesat - scrolls and flourishes - frank lloyd wright(even tho he's a c**t)- lord classic - john cage - wilderness' on acid - bed hugs - new cities - hotel rooms - the king of karaoke - julie jules - beaner who does'nt talk to me anymore - schteiner - my mum - I love a sunburnt country...

I'd like to meet:

Kids on the front lines of Goodtimes...

Music:

These days I reign supreme as a royale member of Lord Classic. Check out our page - Come see us play. MEUSSICA? Me likey 60's Lounge-adelia - Barbarella style. Deftones. Steve Kilby The Church - The wide throat and occillating tonsils of Steven Tyler in 1977. David Lee Roth in 1985. Led Zep. T-Rex. The Jesus Lizard. Ninjatune electronica of the 90's. Howie B's Skylab #1 - Mixmaster Morris' Irresisible Force. Nothing of the Now, Johnny Thunders. Bowie and Eno's Lodger Heroes Low trilogy - Bowie in general. Miss Polly Harvey & John Parrish - Mick Harvey and Nick Cave - Birthday Party - Michael Hutchence - Ambient electronica - Torch singers of the Jazz age - Big band crooners and suave shabby-dabby-doo-bahs... Whatever you're playing...

Movies:

LISTEN TO MORE LORD CLASSIC ON THIS MP3 PLAYER....

Television:

Tavis Smiley/dude. Freaks And Geeks is the best series ever made. It stone cold baffles me why it got axed after 1 season... But thats kinda cool too, it's like a 15 hour movie... Flight of the Concords.

Books:

Book Book? Readit Readit!

Heroes:

"Make the most of Everything, cos' once you're Dead, brother, Life ain't worth living!" - Nat King Cole

My Blog

Girls

>Me in my bedroom at home around the advent of>marijuana. In my 18th year of life. Writing songs>about my breaking up w my 2nd gfriend, kooky Betty.>Betty painted beautiful individual pictures w rich>...
Posted by Pauly J on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:15:00 PST

The Cisleroo (An Acid kids story)

Im not sposed to tell you whereThomas is unawareThrown on his backDown by the riverBack in the thick of itIt tickles the legs a bitMaking magicDown in the ForestThey're called the CislerooHear them be...
Posted by Pauly J on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:30:00 PST

6 Million Dollar Man

I stood in the bakery getting my 4am cheeseburger. On my way out i stood on the 25 cent scale to check my weight and get my fortune. Been meditating after sleeping, then found a nug of weed in my room...
Posted by Pauly J on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:23:00 PST

Dear Song

>Dear Song > > You are about staying indoors. Then Hitting the town> and going spastic. You > are about green T and water. You are vodka and> cocaine. You are sitting in > the grass on a hillside. You...
Posted by Pauly J on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:17:00 PST

Sex fest

> SEX FEST>> > Sex fest - In my loins and chest - In my hands and> > legs - Like a man's> > handsome head - A feline freshly bed - It has been> > told. By some it's been> > said. That sex fest is go...
Posted by Pauly J on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:13:00 PST

We drove all the way across and back again...

"Ya did'nt haf to do what you did But you Did! And I Thankyou!".Let's blow up this airmatress in this no moon forest w/ all animals going bezerk, drink warm beer and groove w/ it.Lets sleep in a swamp...
Posted by Pauly J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My speech and testimony

Australian livin'in NYC. 6'2''.Thats me looking down. You can't see my eyes. I'm in disguise. I'm in dis' pear. I'm f**king dis' custard. If it's gunna be THAT kind of party... ...
Posted by Pauly J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST