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Name: Scot
Birthday: in July
Birthplace: The hard, mean streets of Mayberry
Current Location: NW Chicago burbs
Eye Color: greenish
Hair Color: brownish
Height: 6'1" ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Irish/Scots/German/Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: my 5-year-old New Balance sneakers
Your Weakness: the inability to walk through walls
Your Fears: squirrel ninjas
Your Perfect Pizza: mushrooms, onions, sausage, black olives, double cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Figure out what the HELL is goin' on
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Gotta pee"
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes or my hair, I get compliments on both
Your Bedtime: way way way too freakin' late
Your Most Missed Memory: If I knew what it was, I couldn't miss it, could I?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke Zero and Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, and Nestle is EVIL (http://www.babymilkaction.org)
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: I love both, but capps are more of a hassle
Do you Smoke: NO!! NO!! NYET!!! Cigarettes NASTY!!!
Do you Swear: like a f***in' sailor
Do you Sing: not if I can help it
Do you Shower Daily: you mean, like, with water and soap?!
Have you Been in Love: *grumbles* ohhhh yeah
Do you want to go to College: Went already
Do you want to get Married: Sure, why not
Do you belive in yourself: I must...I'm here, aren't I?
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah, really badly (weird question)
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: shit no
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup, very nicely
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, they're very cool
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: In the last hour, actually :)
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope, sorry, no smoke passes these lips
In the past month have you been on Drugs:&..39;
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Not in the last month...but I did for Christmas
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: was I supposed to?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I love good sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nuh uh
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In January? Shyeahright
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Does downloading music count?
Ever been Drunk: gosh, uhm, just maybe possibly perhaps
Ever been called a Tease: yes!
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, when I was a kid
Ever Shoplifted: When I was about 12, yeah
How do you want to Die: Riding out of the sky on a flaming hang glider into the arms of Peyton Manning at the Super Bowl
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm kind of happy with what I am already...but there's room for more
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark brown
Favourite Hair Color: various shades of brown
Short or Long Hair: short!
Height: I'm cool with what you are
Weight: Same here
Best Clothing Style: Super casual...the "I should care?" look
Number of Drugs I have taken: lifetime? Legal? Illegal? The only illegal drug I took was reefer back about 1981...
Number of CDs I own: 100 or so
Number of Piercings: none, thank God
Number of Tattoos: Same...I'm not impressed by permanent pictures on my skin
Number of things in my Past I Regret: BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Sit and turn on the tape recorder!
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Three.
Greatest baseball team of all time: White Sox or Tigers? Gotta go with Tigers.
Janine Turner or Audrey Hepburn? *implosion*
Paula Deen or Rachael Ray? Paula Deen.
Do you wish you could quit me? Shut up and grab a sheep already.
What number are you holding behind your back? Crap. I forgot.
Star Wars or Star Trek? Trek. Always Trek.
Wood bats or aluminum? WOOD, for the love of God!
Designated hitter or no? If it weren't for the DH, how could Frank Thomas play?
Are you prepared for squirrel ninjas? I have Squirrel Ninjacide. Just in case.
In case of Godzilla, where will you hide? Trick question: there's nowhere you can hide from Godzilla.
Who put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp? Little Peter and the Prophylactics.
Would you bring me a beer, please? Thanks, hon. Get your own damn beer. Asshole.
Mac, Linux, or foolish? Mac!
Can't you give me more cowbell? I have a fever...and the only prescription is...more cowbell!
Floor wax or dessert topping? Shimmer!
Do you moon with a dancer in the light devil's-- Wait a minnit-- Take your time.
How's your golf handicap? I bogeyed a slice on the par 2 eagle once.
Are you aware that golf is stupid and boring? More than you know.
Wendy's chili or Burger King's chili? BK chili. But mine rocks.
Who wrote the book of love? Erica Jong, I think.
Man...or Astro-Man? Are we not men?
Would you sell your house if squirrel ninjas moved in next door? Freakin' squirrel ninjas. Ruining the neighborhood.
Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Oh, BUGS all the way. Screw that rodent.
Madonna or Cyndi Lauper? Madonna had bigger hits, but you'd want to drink Mai Tais with Cyndi Lauper.
It's third and short. Draw or screen play? Like I know! Just throw the damn ball!
Michael Jordan or Babe Ruth? Hank Aaron.
Italian beef or gyros? Don't DO this to me, man.
Would you let your daughter marry a squirrel ninja? She can date one. But that's IT.
Penguins: cute or cutest? Cutest. No doubt.
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