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garbanzo!

MAH MAH MAH MAH MAH MAH MAH MAH!

About Me

i have this great hobby. it's called eating.

i also have UJO...unexplained jew obsession

My Interests

myuzak, le scene de filme, (what?), writing, reading, laughing (90% of my day), jews (huh?), dorks, nerds, nice people, some jerks if they're funny, FOOD, schmolitics, having an opinion and not being a righteous asshole about it and always being open to other possibilites (doesn't really qualify as an interest), jon freakin stewart (the love of my life), eddie izzard (the voice in my head), (parentheses), and your mom.

and gael/husband...

I'd like to meet:

boo radley

...and this guy

Music:

not in any particular order: *the rubix!, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Godspeed! you Black Emperor, The Doors, The Cure, PJ Harvey, Interpol, The Beatles, Fiona Apple, David Bowie, Kasabian, Beirut, Led Zeppelin, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bright Eyes, Lou Reed, Queen, Gorillaz, Sir Elton John, The Clash, James Brown, Belle & Sebastian, Smashing Pumpkins, MIA, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Bjork, Nancy Sinatra, Erase Errata, Pink Floyd, The Sex Pistols, Beck, Kaki King, The Smiths, The Who, Sleater-Kinney, Part Chimp, White Stripes, Elliott Smith, APC, Incubus, Jimi Hendrix, Yann Tiersen, Bob Marley, The Intelligista, The Shins, AC/DC, Nirvana, Pavement, Ella Fitzgerald, The Pixies, Emiliana Torrini, Tool, Postal Service, Rufus Wainwright, The Killers, Radio Free Vestibule, Rilo Kiley, Jenny Lewis, Depeche Mode, The Mars Volta, Kanye West, old Weezer, The Faint...etc.

a much needed update: Jose Gonzalez, JT, Goldfrapp, Infidel Inc., Blondie, Modeselektor!, Michael Jackson, Cold War Kids, Gin Blossoms, Nas, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, The Editors, Beastie Boys, and still more...

Movies:

all Monty Python, The Shining, Amelie, Requiem for a Dream, Spinal Tap, Best in Show, Plan Nine from Outer Space, l'Auberge Espagnole, La Mala Educacion, American History X, Hable con Ella, The Third Man, Clockwork Orange, Goodbye Lenin!, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Knack ... and How to Get It, Memento, My Beautiful Laundrette, Blazing Saddles, Ed Wood, North by Northwest, The Royal Tenenbaums, If..., Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, Billy Elliot, Edward Scissorhands (my first love), To Kill a Mockingbird, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Airplane, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (original), Napolean Dynamite, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, 28 Days Later, Igby Goes Down, Being John Malkovich, Zoolander, Dogma, Fight Club, Roger Dodger, Down with Love, etc

Television:

The Daily Show, SNL, freakin' Arrested Development, PROJECT RUNWAY, Family Guy, Sealab 2021, I Love Lucy

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Waiting for Godot, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Steppenwolf, Mrs. Dalloway, Selected Stories of Robert Walser, Raise High the Roofbeams and Seymour, Ham on Rye, Notes from Underground, Long Day's Journey into Night, Trainspotting, Invisible Monsters, The Awakening, Demian, A Portrait of the Artist, On the Road, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Glass Bead Game, The Idiot, Fahrenheit 451, The Rachel Papers, Kafka was the Rage, Hooper Humperdink? NOT HIM!

Heroes:

in general, genuinely good people. for example: my mom, Billy Kerncamp (of the Used Levi's store), Jon Stewart, Thom Yorke, Julie (from Bufex), Eddie Izzard, and Mitch Hedberg. yeah, pretty much EVERYONE

My Blog

:)

If I was a flower growing wild and freeAll I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee.And if I was a tree growing tall and greenAll I'd want is you to shade me and be my leavesIf I was a flower growing ...
Posted by garbanzo! on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:28:00 PST

The Lighthouse

It's the place that's said to break It's just as safe from the outside tonight And I warned them I face the storms at the tides From the lighthouse And I warned them Unleash the storm and th...
Posted by garbanzo! on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:48:00 PST

sigh

i've grown weary and tired of hate.
Posted by garbanzo! on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:39:00 PST

she knows

Can't say why I kept this from youMy those quiet eyes become youLeave it where it can't remind usTurn this all around behind us.Oh, well I know,I'll fall right in to keep you outI'd like to tell you a...
Posted by garbanzo! on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:27:00 PST