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For a generation raised on Romeo and Juliet, who's to think true love is any more than a quick lay a

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Well. Hmm. Life's been difficult for the last couple years. Not as difficult as other people's lives, but more difficult than most. I hate dealing with stupid people's shit, that's for sure. I'm a college sophomore and will be done with my AAS in Paralegal Studies this December.
I'm hoping that the fork in the road takes me to California after that. Sacramento City College or CSU Sacramento to do a 4 yr degree in music management and marketing. After that, law school? I could be one hell of a lawyer. I've been told that my entire life. So I think I will run with it. I need a job in a law firm in Sacramento too, so if anybody can help me out, let me know. I want to be an entertainment lawyer.
I used to want to be a criminal lawyer, but the system is too flawed, I'd rather keep myself uninvolved. Anybody that wants to deal with criminal law is crazy; it doesn't pay well, there's not room for advancement, and both sides can be so completely morally fucked that anybody doing it is morally fucked.
I care deeply about my friends. Even those that don't care about anybody but themselves. I hold many people deep in my heart and will never let them go.
I like to go to the bar, but I don't like the drama involved with it. Even though I love the people.
I wish I would've taken high school more seriously so I could get into a better college now.
I don't want to work until I'm done with school. I have a hard time multi tasking.
I travel often. To see new things.
I believe in democracy and freedom. Pro-Choice, Pro-Legalization, Anti-War, Anti-Bush, Pro-Edwards, Anti-Minimum Drinking Age, Pro-Cheaper Tuition, Anti-Loose Immigration Laws.
I watch movies by myself, but I always fall asleep.
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Generalities
Full name: Maren Joyce
Nickname(s): MareBear, Mary Jane, Mare, Bitch, Slut, ect
Eye color: Blue
Hair color/style: Um kinda faded red and golden blonde?
Skin color: White
Ethnicity/family origin: Danish and a bunch of others
Height: 5'8"
Weight: Girls don't share that
Clothing style: Whatever's clean!
Hometown: The Ville, MN
Current town: The Ville
Current job: Tutoring @ MSB
Current school: MN School of Business
Current hobbies/interests: Music, Law, Reading
Friends
Who is/are your best friend(s)?: Molly, Ry, Olivia, Eme, Krugz, Mikey, Kim, Melmer, Benny
How long have you known him/her/them?: All of them I've known for a very long time!
What do you like best about him/her/them?: They're freaking awesome!
Who do hang out with most/who's in your group?: I hang out with everybody....
Where do guys usually hang out?: Golf Course
What do you guys usually do?: Drink heavily and shoot pool
Who's your closest friend?: Molly
Who's your kindest friend?: Kim
Who's your most crude friend?: Krugz
Who's your quietest friend?: None of them are quiet
Who's your loudest friend?: Eme
Who's your funniest friend?: Ry
Who's your smartest friend?: Mikey
Who's your best looking friend?: They're all ugly skanks! haha.
Which friend is most like you?: Benny
Who's your best MySpace friend?: Olivia?
Favorites
Band/musical artist: Staind
Movie: American Beauty
Actor/actress: Johnny Depp
TV show: Prison Break
Game: Stoner City
Food: Chicken Parmisan
Drink (non-alcoholic): Mountain Dew, Water, or hot green tea
Drink (alcoholic): No Jag!
Snack: String Cheese and Beef Jerky!
Candy: Ummmm gummy worms
Color: Pink
Number: 13
Season: Spring
Day of the Week: Friday
Time of the day: Evening
Weather: Sunny 70 degrees
Animal: Dogs
Posession: My lap top
Place to hang out: The bar
Restaurant: Joe's! or Applebees
Holiday: My birthday, 4th of July
Vacation spot: Duluth, MN or Sacramento, CA
Family
What're the names of your parents?: Kathy and Jerry
Are they together or separate?: Together
What're the names of your step-parents?:
How many brothers do you have?: None
How many sisters do you have?: None
Are you oldest, youngest or in the middle?: Only
Who are you closest to?: Myspelf
Who don't you get along with?: You
Who's your closest relative?: Um.
Does your family get together for holidays?: Sometimes
Does your family have renuions?: Yup
Where does your family come from?: Minnesota
What do you like best about your family?: I like something about them?
What do you like least about your family?: Hahahaha.
How many pets do you have/what are they?: Choc Lab: Captain Morgan I, Flat Coated Retriever: Hooch Dog I, Cat: Princess Mary Jane I, Ferret: Bandit
This / Or That
heat wave/snow: HEAT WAVE!
coffee/tea: Tea
dark chocolate/milk chocolate: Milk
chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate
vegetables/fruits: Depends.... usually veggies
cats/dogs: Dogs
black clothing/white clothing: White
red/blue: Blue
blanket/sweater: Sweater
mom/dad: Mom
spider/cockroach: Spider!
math/science: Science
art/english: Art
world history/u.s. history: U.S. History
school/work: School
early morning/late night: Late Night
beef/chicken: Both dude.
tomato/pickle: Pickle
ketchup/mustard: Both on corn dogs!
candle/incense: Candle
tylenol/advil/asprin: Excedrin
cough/sniffles: Cough
paper/plastic: Plastic
fantasy/horror: Horror
comedy/romantic: Comedy
action/thriller: Thriller
football/basketball: niether
soccer/baseball: Baseball!
homecooked meal/restaurant meal: Homecooked
text message/phone call: Depends on who its to/from
MySpace/Facebook: Myspace
cash/debit: Debit
Chinese food/Italian food: Italian
bright lights/no lights: No lights
goth/punk: I'm not into labels
emo/scene:
country/rap: Rap
britney/christina:
cake/pie: Cake
coke/pepsi: Coke
burn to death/freeze to death: Burn
republican/democrat: Dem
pencil/pen: Pen
Have you ever
Gotten drunk: Yeah
Had a one night stand: Yeah.
Gotten high: Huh?
Smoked cigarettes: Yeah.
Done drugs: What kind of drugs?
Skinny dipped: No
Gotten naked in front of friends: Nah, I prefer the bathroom
Mooned someone: Yup
Gotten pulled over: Yup
Been arrested: Not yet
Gotten an award: Many
Read a book in one sitting: Yup
Watched an entire tv series in one sitting: Nope
Stayed awake over 24 hours: Yup
Stayed awake over 48 hours: Yup
Been to the ER/in an ambulance: nope
Had a near death experience: yup
Ratted out someone for personal gain: i'm not a narc
Gone on a blind date: yup
Met someone offline: yup
Eaten a weird meat: yup
Been to another country: yup
Been kicked out of a store: yup
Loaned someone over $100: yup
Met a celebrity: yup
Gone to church: yup
Been in a wedding: yup
Eaten caviar: nope
Blown something up: yup
Romance
Are you in a relationship or single?: single
Who are you dating/who do you have a crush on?: I'm still looking.
Tall/short: Tall
Stylish/simplistic: Stylish
Intelligent/good looking: Intelligent, yet good looking
Older/younger: Older
Have you ever kissed the same gender?: Yeah
Have you ever been in love?: Maybe
Finish the sentence
If I had a million dollars I would buy...: a Lexxus, my way through law school, and a new house.
If I could have one super power it would be...: Fortune telling so I'd know what the power ball numbers were going to be
If I had to move to another country I'd move to...: Mexico probably
If a stranger slapped me on the butt I'd...: probably like it!
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My Interests

*drinking* *camping* *watching twins baseball* *going to Twins games* *fishing* *playing with cars* *computers* *watching court tv* *hanging out with my animals* *watching good movies* *meeting new people* *playing pool* *sitting in hot tubs drinking long island ice teas* *going to concerts* *lovin the mosh pits* *shopping at wal mart* *decorating my living space* *drunken bowling* *bar b ques* *bon fires* *beer* *meeting new people* *seeing new things* *finding new and cool undiscovered burn cruise roads* *watching ultimate fights* *hangin at the bar* *shooting pool* *playing monster madness touch screen* *drinking beer from a cooler* *outdoor concerts* *reading the newspaper* *listening to gossip*

Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?


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I'd like to meet:

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Your Dream Man...
-Looks-
What color hair would he have?: Blonde or Black
What length would his hair be?: Short
How tall would he be?: Taller than Me
How much would he weigh?: Stocky. That's hot.
What type of body would he have?: Well built
Would he have any Tattoos? (Where and What?): Tats.... Anywhere.
Would he have any peircings? (Where and What?): A few.
What color eyes would he have?: Blue or Hazel
What color skin would he have?: White.
How big would his dick be?: Big enough.
Personality -N- Other Shit
Would he be sweet?: Definately.
What kind of music would he listen to?: Rock music :)
What kind of movies would he like?: Twisted ones.
How dedicated would he be to you?: Completely.
What would he like about you?: Everything.
Would he be funny?: Definately.
Would he argue with you alot?: Yup.
Would he be smart?: Hopefully.
Would he be mature?: Yup. Most of the time.
Would he be artistic?: Musicians, are, hot.
Would he be crazy?: Slightly.
Would he like to party?: Um yeah.
What kind of style would he have?: Big goals, and working towards them
What would be his favorite sexual position?: hmmm...
What kind of job would he have?: A good paying one!
How old would he be?: A few years older than me.
Would he smoke?: Yup.
Would he drink?: Yup.
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Music:

*korn* *incubus* *a perfect circle* *staind* *theory of a deadman* *loser* *audioslave* *nine inch nails* *papa roach* *breaking benjamin* *billy idol :)* *linkin park* *pink floyd* *counting crows* *pearl jam* *deftones* *kmk* *slightly stoopid* *pepper* *my chemical romance* *fall out boy* *hinder* *evanesence* *do or die* *twista* *eminem* *the doors* *ccr* *nirvana* *audioslave* *green day* *system of a down* *slipknot* *mudvayne* *coal chamber* *american head charge* *institute* *tupac* *10 years* *mudvayne* *slipknot* *johnny cash* *chevelle* *hawthorne heights* *nickelback* *seether* *sevendust* *unwritten law* *tom petty* *disturbed* *gorillaz* *the killers* ~*GOOD Local Music*~

Movies:

*jarhead*walk the line* *corpse bride* *21 grams* *american beauty* *spun* *fear and loathing in las vegas* *requiem of a dream* *blow* *traffic* *house of 1000 corpses* *devil's rejects* *charlie and the chocolate factory* *elephant* *phantom of the opera* *les miserables* *the amittyville horror* *meet the fockers* *meet the parents* *justice* *shawshank redemption* *hostel* *herbie: fully loaded* *the fast and the furious* *2 fast 2 furious* *the pacifier* *the benchwarmers* *farenheit 9/11* *the doors* *saw* *grease* *the united states of leland* *the village* *skeleton key* *lucky number sleven* *north country*

Television:

*Twins Baseball* *that 70's show* *war at home* *family guy* *talk sex with sue* *prison break* *viva la bam* *south park* *american dad* *in justice* *conviction* *south of nowhere* *degrassi* *adult swim* *intervention* *the white rapper show* *inked* *american idol ((go sundance, chris sligh, blake, and gina!!))* *are you smarter than a 5th grader?* *anything about drugs, crime, or society on A&E*

Books:

*Smack* *A Million Little Pieces* *To Kill a Mocking Bird* *No One Gets Out Alive: The Biography of Jim Morrison**The Da Vinci Code* *The Innocent Man* *Limitations* *Constitutional Law: Principles and Practice*

Heroes:

There's a few people that have taught me alot of important thigns about life. I don't feel appropriate naming them here, and I'm sure they don't know who they are. Either way, there's a few people to thank for me being the way that I am today, besides myself. Those are my heroes.


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My Blog

Finally A Good Day

I would just like to announce, I filled out my application to graduate today.  Graduation date is set for December.  Ya know what that means?  In two weeks, I'll know for sure I'm movin...
Posted by Maren <3's Cali on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:45:00 PST

Letter #2

Hey.  I woke up to reality tonight and realized one more thing..... I don't think you ever meant to hurt me, but I did everything I could to hurt you without even realizing it.  I really tho...
Posted by Maren <3's Cali on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:00:00 PST

Burning and Building Bridges

What is all this hatred floating around?  I don't want any hatred here when I leave, because I want to be able to come back and see the people I love.  I've burned enough bridges to be sick,...
Posted by Maren <3's Cali on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:49:00 PST

To You:

Here's my letter to you:It's about time I realize what I did wrong.  I wouldn't want to be my friend either.  I never meant any of the things I've said and done.  I just wanted to make ...
Posted by Maren <3's Cali on Sun, 13 May 2007 07:49:00 PST

It's All My Fault

I have never felt so horrible about my hurtful actions as I did last night.  It never occured to me that all those hurtful things I said may have been the reason I can't be happy.  It's a re...
Posted by Maren <3's Cali on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:04:00 PST

Epiphany

I just realized, I'm a total fucking cunt.  I need to knock that off.  No sarcasm intended.  Seriously.
Posted by Maren <3's Cali on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:09:00 PST

The Answers!

what do you know about me??????? Fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea, and send it back to ME (via reply). But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can re...
Posted by Maren <3's Cali on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:36:00 PST

What the hell

Ok, so why isn't it possible to just jump life ahead like a year.  Be living in Cali, in a nice place, with a good job, in school, and have a nice boy.  Those are my goals for the next year....
Posted by Maren <3's Cali on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:31:00 PST

Oops I got Tagged

Each player starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.  People who are tagged need to write their own about their 8 things as well as post these rules.  At the end of your blog, you...
Posted by Maren <3's Cali on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 04:21:00 PST

Come on now...

I'm really in the mood to fuck a bitch up.  SO BRING IT ON! hahahahaha
Posted by Maren <3's Cali on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:56:00 PST