a light at the end of every flesh tunnel |
Have you ever had one of those farts that ripple up your buttcrack and erupt from its crest--instead of just spilling from the designated hole? I had one while I was eating my cereal this morning. My ...
Posted by Eric Thomas Craven on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 04:47:00 PST |
What a "lovely" day. |
I got back to my house 20 minutes from the time I'd left, with a thirst for more than just the morning coffee in my right hand. It is Tuesday, a day in which new music and movies are released nationwi...
Posted by Eric Thomas Craven on Tue, 13 May 2008 03:42:00 PST |
dog urine on couch cushion |
Looks like I'll be sleeping on the floor tonight.Hopefully it's still wet in the morning so someone knows to clean it up.
Posted by Eric Thomas Craven on Mon, 12 May 2008 12:16:00 PST |
Cal vs Dog Poo |
Here's an old clip off my DVD "A New Low" (which you can get for a measly $12 by clicking the banner above) that proves once again--we're not willing to let a good turd go to waste.So...pour yourself ...
Posted by Eric Thomas Craven on Tue, 06 May 2008 11:48:00 PST |
Roommate Dudes |
This l’il nugget of shit is the surprise video I unveiled after Bella Morte’s performance at The Haunt in Ithaca, NY two weeks ago. All you out-of-towners that couldn’t make it up to...
Posted by Eric Thomas Craven on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:54:00 PST |
Bella Morte "On The Edge" |
ETC vs Bella Morte: Round TwoI had to cut all the snuff and porn segments out for YouTube, but it's all implied...
Happy Valentine's Day, you sexy fuckers....
Posted by Eric Thomas Craven on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:49:00 PST |
fluffy pillows |
When you press one of these down on a baby's face, it has trouble breathing.
Posted by Eric Thomas Craven on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:57:00 PST |
D.W.I want more excitement in the local section. |
Tony, is this your idea of a joke?? It's like I always say--drunk driving isn't funny unless you have to stop at a car wash on your way home to spray the remnants of a pregnant pedestrian off your win...
Posted by Eric Thomas Craven on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:40:00 PST |
Lock, Pog and a Few Smoking Barrels |
Here's a short presentation that Taem Jones, J.Ho, Yetti and I threw together in the summer of 2005 while shooting A New Low 2. It explores the dangerous underworld of Pog, a vicious sport banned from...
Posted by Eric Thomas Craven on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:21:00 PST |
the bear claw |
It attacked me from behind, so to speak. The buildup was fairly steady; there were no complications in the delivery, which was conveniently timed and effortlessly consummated; it had a soft, almost sp...
Posted by Eric Thomas Craven on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 08:34:00 PST |
