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About Me

What is learning? Its paying attention... its opening yourself up to this great big ball of shit that we call life... and whats the worst thing that can happen? you get bit in the ass... well Im here to tell you my ass looks like hamburger meat but I can still sit down.
-Lewis Black"Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel.It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little to phlegmatic."
-Kurt Vonnegut, may he rest in peace
I find it sad when people tell me they don't have time for leisure reading and then proceed to describe in detail each contestant's flaws on American Idol. I hate mini vans that drive in the fast lane. Full size vans are ok, station wagons, sure what the hell, but nascar sticker or not no mini vans allowed. I think that when elders speak one ought to listen, anyone that far in life deserves to be listened too or at least humored. I like the feeling when its hot as hell outside and you jump into really cold water. It sux when my allergies act a fool, I can't stand it when one side of my nose is stopped up, cause I know its getting jealous of the other side, sometimes I think its planning a mutiny. I'm a big fan of sleep, I would vote for sleep in the next election but I think it might be too lazy. I don't believe in people that don't believe in tipping. I do believe that few things in life are as satisfying as a) a good glass of bourbon, b) ciggerates after sex and c) oreo cookies and milk. Its amusing when people curse at others in a foreign language. Its not amusing when people expect respect and offer none. I would take ten small good experiences over one big one. Reading is fundamental. The pepsi challenge was a good idea and if I could do it all over again I would do it wearing more bling. Overall my life has been very interesting but if Disney had designed it there would have been monkeys
Philosophical Associations:
You scored as Karl Marx. You are a radical, perfectly fitting for one of Karl Marx's subjects. The world is wrong, capitalism is awful, and everyone needs to be equal! Down with the establishment, up with the red flag of communism!

Karl Marx

80%

Ayn Rand

75%

Immanuel Kant

75%

Lawrence Kohlberg

55%

Saint Thomas Aquinas

5%
Who is your Philosopher?
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My Interests

Thinking about incredibly deep thoughts and ideas and then forgetting them 15 mins later. Then rethinking them 2 weeks later and getting all excited again about a brand new idea, then of course forgetting them again 15 mins later. Snowboarding, making money, losing money, spending money, playing poker, booze, skotch, whiskey and beer old number 7. Movies, wishing I still smoked, Pooping and reading playboy's at the same time. SF Giants (the dodgers suck Jeff) Driving with the windows down and the ac on full blast. Being totally punk man, not poser socal punk but hipster east coast punk...reading. Making drinks for european students that don't tip....then making them a little less potent the next round.

I'd like to meet:

They say that good girls like bad boys and that may be......But a bad girl with a good boy thats unlikely. So I'll take anyone thats down with the disparity of that dichotomy

Music:

Vicktor Vaughn aka Vaudville Villian, Talib, Tribe called Quest, Op Ivy, NOFX, Skankin Pickle, Mos DEf until he was like 3 hours late to a concert and showed up all fucked up and couldn't rap, Pharcyde w/ fatlip not without, Zion Eye, Binary Star, Guru (Gifts unlimited ryhmes universal bitches) Wu tang, Lost Prophets, Mystic Journeymen, Atmosphere, Mr. LIf, El-P, Del the funky homosapien, herbalizer, Common, and the Roots are essential beats as well.

Movies:

anything starring julia roberts or sandra bullock .HA ummm Batman returns, royal tennanbaums, fight club, seven, super troopers, hotel rwanda, goodfellas, the good the bad and the ugly, fistful of dollars, for a few dollars more, pulp fiction, parenthood, any kung fu movie from the 70's like Shaolin Masta Killa, Invincible Pole Fighter, The Buddhist Fist, or the kid with the golden arm, oh yeah the flying guillotine

Television:

Family Guy, Cold case files, the discovery channel, anything on the food network, made for tv movies and the soprano's
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Books:

Currently reading; Do androids dream of electric sheep, A scanner darkly, and A Life: The biography of Ho Chi Minh, My Favorite books areFight Club, Choke, my little pony anthology, cats cradle, battle royale, Tao Te Ching, Ham on Rye, On the Road, One flew over the Cuckoos Nest, Where the red fern grows, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, NAked Lunch, 1984, Brave New world

Heroes:

Aristotle, Confucious, Bonjour, Locke, Hume, Kant, Nazick, and Rawls; perhaps some Nagel, Black, and Dworkin as well. Dave Chappell, joes mom, jon mr. weiner/ the wizard myers, Bill CLinton, Ralph Nader, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Frank Black, Kobe Bryant HAHA yeah right, Peter North, Ron Jeremy.

My Blog

Emu vs Emo the eternal debate

Emu and Emo two words that sound alike and are seperated by one mere letter. One an avian the other, well, the other is a little more difficult to define. Both seem strangely exotic and di...
Posted by T-Noble on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:31:00 PST

Goodbye Ciggarettes I love you

Dear Ciggarettes, I wanted to thank you for the last 8 years. All youse guys Marlboro Reds, Camel Wides, Davidoff, Dunhill, Newports (I used to live in fairfield) and last but not least Kamel Re...
Posted by T-Noble on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:12:00 PST

Things Not To Do In A Bar

Here we go folks, the start of what I hope to be a definitive list of things you shouldn't be doing in a bar. I'm gonna go ahead and say most this shit seems like common sense to me, then again,...
Posted by T-Noble on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:30:00 PST

Revolutions, Heretics, and Hooligans: A call to Arms vol. I

There are times in one's life where the ethics and personal moral codes we choose to live by become blurred or distressed by prevailing social situations in our respecti...
Posted by T-Noble on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:09:00 PST