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johnny cheese face

I am here for Friends

About Me

Well i'm probably the worst dancer you'll ever have the privilege of laughing at!! Know some of the greatest (and worst) jokes known to man! Don't really know what to write in these things Well you prob guessed my names John, pretty tall-6ft 3in. enjoy most things normal guys like, Beer, going out, etc etc etc. Play rugby for a local team (an we're not too bad!!!) ehh, well the rest is just as boring as this!

My Interests

Pretty much the same as most: enjoy hitting the pubs with my mates, going to the pictures, travelling(not been too far tho!), watching my mates band-Check them out on myspace: Think:fire just a normal guy that knows the greatest joke in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Imagine, this would be great!:Picture it-swimming in the local nasty swimming pool, bored out your head and contemplating drowning the wee neds that keep on splashing you. Then all of a sudden the lights go out! you can't see in front of you!!! there's this strange, warm,welcoming light coming from the corner.....You head off to find out whats happening, and its right in front of you The PlayBoy Grotto!!!!! (Jesus your dead and heaven is really better than they made out!)Your surrounded by the hottest women in the world!!!!: Anna Kournikova, Beyonce, Kylie, Rachel Stevens, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Cathrine Zeta Jones. The list is endless (and i've not even mentioned the playbunnies or the durty's!!!)You swim in and they're all naked, getting it on and i'm the only guy!!! Its pretty spectacular, yor suddenly spotted and they're all shouting and pulling at you!!! Your wrestled onto the rock in the middle while they all take turns in trying to get a long lingering kiss(its beautiful!!) THEN IT HAPPENS!!!!You wake up, your dazed, flat out on your back on the side of the pool! this big gangly spotty guy in a lifeguard t-shirt with his toungue down your throat and 20neds laughing at you! then it hits you!!! The Grotto, Christina, the nakedness it was all a dream!!!! One of the wee neds had done a somersault, landed on your head and half drowned you!!! None of it was true, well except the naked bit! The Gangly life guard had yanked you out of the pool with your shorts around your ankles!!!(an the waters cold!!! Really Cold!!!)thats who i'd like to meet! A tonne of hotties in an underwater grotto in the swimming!!!

Music:

Think:Fire, Head Automatica, Finch, Bush, Lost Prophets, Korn, Marilyn Manson, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Story of the Year, Yellowcard, 36 CrazyFists, Thursday, Glassjaw, Reggie and the full effect........

Movies:

JUST WATCHED "RUN RONNIE RUN" Fuckin awesome!!!!!!! The Shawshank Redemption, Shaun of the dead, Flight of the navigator, (millions and i can't remember half of them!! under pressure, can't cope!!!)

Television:

lost, Heroes, Smallville, The O.C, Quantum Leap, Hollyoakes, Family Guy, The simpsons, South Park, American Dad, UFC.

Books:

1984, pretty much all of Christopher Brookmyer's books, The Lord of the rings,

Heroes:

Quagmyre from Family Guy.

My Blog

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Bustin a move like Jack, in and out o the trees...Had to get away.....from me head!!!!!!!! Damn beer!!!! You know!
Posted by johnny cheese face on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:29:00 PST

Help, a need somebodys!!!

Folks its a dark  dark day!!!! only a pic o a cheb will make it better!!! pretty please!!!!1
Posted by johnny cheese face on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:05:00 PST

Bein Loved SOOOOO Much!!!!!!

The last weekend in the awesome Philippines and they declare a "State Of Emergency"- all for little me!!! Its hard being soo popular so cheers president Arroyo, i'll miss you too and i promise i'll e-...
Posted by johnny cheese face on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 07:31:00 PST

The Greatest!!!!!!!

"Run Ronnie Run", must be one of the greatest films ever!!!!! Nearly pissed meself!!!
Posted by johnny cheese face on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 07:30:00 PST

Blogs????

Whats a blog and how do you tell the difference between a blog and a random typing? Honestly i don't think i've ever made a blog!! Blogged up the toilet plenty but never a blog!!! Any ideas to get me ...
Posted by johnny cheese face on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:05:00 PST