JEFF STAR (UNOFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE!!!)

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What with all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment,it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almostwent un-noticed last week.Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey",died peacefully at age 93.The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.They put his left leg in. . . .and then the trouble started. =)Whats up everybody, It's your friend Jeff Star. Who is Jeff Star? The answer is simple. Jeff Star is a Brooklyn born/based rapper. Jeff Star is a total clutz, you don't like it? Too F*ckin bad, leave a glass on your table and I'll break it. Jeff Star is someone who has a great big heart, and loves the people close to him. He loves great music, (Rolling Stones, Guns), great movies (anything with Depp in it) and great literature (anything by Hunter S. Thompson). He also loves great wine...hmm, lots of great wine...OK the wine doesn't even have to be great, just wine. He is a total clown and likes to laugh, and loves to meet new peope. Music is what I do to keep me sane, I have a need to stay creative. I produce, rap, play guitar and bass, and I am also very skilled in Mongolian basket weaving. I have a crazy sense of humor, and crazy humorous senses...huh? So if you like to laugh, Im your huckleberry. My hobbies include writing poetry, skipping,e-mailing dead people, pretending to be Chinese, finding ABBA fans and laughing at them, watching horror movies naked, biting my friends, looking for love in all the wrong places (thanks Greg), taking dirt naps, getting hugs, collecting cheese graters, finding new and exciting ways to cure sadness,thinking of strange things to say and then saying them, getting flu shots, playing hide and seek by myself, staring at screens, throwing garbage, eating vegetables, confusing old people, and dissecting perception into atom sized particles, only to then scramble them and piece them together a billion different ways. I got a multi-dimensional mind with thoughts that come at you in layers, and Im cool as the other side of the pillow so any and all feel free to holler at me*. I love to go dancing especially house music (I do a mean hokey pokey) I am very friendly and very open minded, I find the whole thug/gangster image to be extremely corny. Guns are wack, put the weapons down and go out and make a new friend. I would like to meet positive people who are into music and midget porn, *I dislike vain and or ignorant people so if that describes you, please keep it moving.* If you like my music, feel free to let me know, thats about it. Check out the Rhyme Club video featuring A. L.
Rhyme Club

VINNY G. | MySpace Video See more funny videos at Funny or DieSee more funny videos at Funny or DieBANG BANG!!Rap needs a tune-up and here's the mechanic. This Brooklyn born MC has both mind boggling skills and a sharp witty flow. Everytime this kid steps into the studio, you never know what to expect. His rhymes capture a wide range of rap styles; from attention grabbing storylines, complex poetic verses, right up to the party tracks, this kid is always on point. Eminem opened doors for white MC's, Jeff Star is about to blow that door off the hinges. Open up your minds and ears and you won't be disapointed. * -MJTerror Squad in the house..The Stush studio takeover, New York, NYBig Will and Young B doing it big in Moscow.Enter at your own risk...If you're an old school Brooklyn cat, there is no need for a caption here..if you aren't you probably wouldn't understand... For more info on Jeff Star visit www.StushMusic.com. Look under the artist page under J.