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jake

About Me

im jake i like lacrosse and football...skate and paintball and girls
Name: jake
Birthdate: april 2 92
Birthplace: who the fuck cares
Current Location: were do u think
Eye Color: brown..green
Hair Color: blonde ish brown
Height: fat
Weight: short
Piercings: my sack....ouch jk
Tatoos: my sack....ouch jk
Overused Phraze: dirty dirty
FAVORITES
Food: pizza
Candy: zots especialy at the glen
Number: 23
Color: orange
Animal: sapassapus
Drink: bawls
Alcohol Drink:
Bagel: wtf
Letter:
Body Part on Opposite sex: ( o )( o )
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: bawls
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mcdizzle
Strawberry or Watermelon: watemelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: both
Kiss or Hug: fuck
Dog or Cat: pusy
Rap or Punk: mix
Summer or Winter: summer...NO SKOOL
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: both
YOUR...
Bedtime: 8:23 pm
Most Missed Memory: dont no
Best phyiscal feature: my humps
First Thought Waking Up: hahhaha i have a boner
Goal for this year: bangbang
Best Friends: to many
Weakness: nut shot
Fears: getting skiny
Heritage: white
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: cant remember
Ever Smoked: cant remember
Pot: cant remember
Ever been Drunk: cant remember
Ever been beaten up: cant remember
Ever beaten someone up: cant remember
Ever Skinny Dipped: cant remember
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blu
Favorite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long: medium
Height: dont have to have a ladder to kiss them
Style: dont care
Looks or Personality: both
Hot or Cute hot
Drugs and Alcohol: dont care
Muscular or Really Skinny: middle
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: o many....to many
What country do you want to Visit: amsterdam
How do you want to Die: BOOM
Been to the Mall Lately: glen
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Get along with your Parents: mostly
Health Freak: hell no
Do you think your Attractive: emkcus
Believe in Yourself: emkcus
Want to go to College: marquette
Do you Smoke: not available
Do you Drink: not available
Shower Daily: yup
Been in Love: yup
Do you Sing: lalalalalalala
Want to get Married: sex is like a gun u aim u shoot u run
Do you want Children: no
Have your future kids names planned out: emkcus
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: tralalala
Hate anyone: yea
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