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Biffcheese

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MySpace LayoutsA casting director for any of the Terror Squad videos. There's gotta be some sort of super Latina-gathering device that just sucks in all of the most incredibly hot Puerto Rican, Cuban, and Spanish women from the northwest and depositing them all in the auditions for whatever shoot is coming up for Fat Joe and his camp. Put me in touch with the casting director and I swear I'll take his job! I've even got a new sofa picked out for my own personal 'casting couch...'

My Blog

Eff the Holidays

So, Jax tells me about all the cool things they do over the holidays, and I can't help bbeing just a little bit envious. Fireworks in France? Skiing (damned ski lifts notwithstanding) in Austria? Crab...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:33:00 GMT

My NEXT psycho Ex-Girlfriend

Holy crapola, people! I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "Best of Craigslist" is the Shiznit! Check out what I found last night. If every woman like the one below would just tell us...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:27:00 GMT

which is which?

Are your true friends the ones that bail on you at first sight of disagreement, or do they stay and try to help you figure out why you do some of the things you do? And if they knew the REAL you, w...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 07:58:00 GMT

bannana peel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52CRq85I09w Anybody know a good chiropractor they could recommend?
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:58:00 GMT

What’s the tough part, people?

I've got so much now to be happy about, and yet, this same stupid f**king demon keeps rearing its ugly head. Why is it that the simpler things are, the more complicated people want to ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:08:00 GMT

Pickle juice lubricant with a side of steamroller drywall

Its still kinda early, and already I've set the pace for my day. Woke up in yet another strange parking lot, car still running, with no earthly idea as to where I was or how I got there. Finally real...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:36:00 GMT

Ghost.

Extra butch, bull-dyke double anal fist F*CK this cheese. I'm over it.
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 22:07:00 GMT

Selfishness?

I've come to realize that with each new meeting comes the potential for an completely different life; with a single casting change, an entirely new story unfolds. So who am I to claim the leadin...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 23:01:00 GMT

If ever I hurt you in any way.......

.......I'm truly sorry. My entire life I've been told that people will always want what they can't have, and for no other reason than simply that: its inaccessibility. It never occurred to me until j...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 16:48:00 GMT

Dreams

Why is it that when I was a child, if I watched  horror movies, I'd have the most vivid dreams of gouls and goblins, ghosts, monsters, demons and skeletons hiding under my bed, in my closet,...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 18:11:00 GMT