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King Ralph

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine, obviously never had gonorrhea!

About Me

PLEASE add www.myspace.com/tourbusradio.
This page is only if you do know me, or find me amazingly irrestistable. :)
I'm a Radio show host, and all around swell guy :)
Be sure to visit the radio show's website!

My Interests

sky diving naked while playing chess, raping donkeys, playing the recorder, watching grass grow, playing parcheesi with amish war heros, eating things that are supposedly 'poison.' (I say prove it!)

I'd like to meet:

People who believe that rock n roll is alive!!!
Intelligent, well-read individuals who understand the complexity of the life we live in, and can still enjoy each day to its fullest... oh... and girls w/ nice boobies.

http://www.myheritage.com

Music:

I truly believe there are only two types of music - Good and Bad, and I'm a fan of a wide variety of music. My radio show is all party rock (think Guns N Roses, Van Halen, AC/DC). But - I dig all types of music. From the obscure to the over commercialized. I can honestly say - I'm one of the few people that could sit and talk about almost any type of music, and hold my own. From Rap, Dance, Rock, and all the little offshoots thereof. (except maybe polka and country).

Movies:

Not usually a fan of the big hollywood type movies... I'd rather see an off beat movie that is unique, then one w/ a typical hollywood ending. That being said - RoboCop 3 was awesome. Did you see the explosion at the ending?! Man, that like totally fuckin' rocked.

Television:

fan of the worst shows on TV. If you think it's awful, I've probably watched it before. Although - Dexter right now is on the top of my list.

Books:

I Am Legend, Enders Game, Angels & Demons, Devil in White City, Maximum Ride.

Heroes:

meatball, turkey and cheese, salami... oh wait! oh man do I feel stupid. ......

My Blog

The Top Five Things To Say...

Before you pass gas.My problem is I only have 3.I'd welcome 2 more good ones#3 - I think I'm about to blow out an O Ring.#2 - Fire In The Hole!!!and the Number 1 thing to say before you pass gas..."I ...
Posted by King Ralph on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:18:00 PST

A new term for ejaculation.

    I call it my weiner vomit.Feel free to use this as well.
Posted by King Ralph on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

Important change

After only several months of my new name for my lower regions (please see previous blog).I have now named my penis and testicles - Jem and the Holograms, because they are truly outrageous... truly tru...
Posted by King Ralph on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:03:00 PST

Official Press Release.

    I have officially renamed my penis and testicles - Alvin & The Chipmunks.  Please alert the proper media channels.
Posted by King Ralph on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:26:00 PST

mother's day joke - a day late.

(not for the faint of heart)Your mother's pussy tastes so bad - the had to eat it on fear factor last night.enjoy.
Posted by King Ralph on Mon, 15 May 2006 01:32:00 PST

My new sexual term.. feel free to use it.

To SpiderMan a girl.It's when you cum into your hand, and then fling it at the girl... like a web.feel free to use it.
Posted by King Ralph on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:31:00 PST

My new porno name...

    Will Endowed.Please don't steal it.
Posted by King Ralph on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:45:00 PST

Sexual Positons.

Sadly, these days - the sexual position I'm most used to is: Man on Top, Woman in Magazine.
Posted by King Ralph on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 09:50:00 PST

I just had sex with a donkey.

but not in the sick beastiality way most of you assholes are thinking.  This was more of a tender loving romantic way - that only man and beast can share, so get your ugly minds out of the gutter...
Posted by King Ralph on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:11:00 PST

Just a thought...

Probably the only time it's a good thing to scream out 'I've Got Diarrhea!"Is when you're playing Scrabble - cuz it's worth like a shitload of points.
Posted by King Ralph on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:16:00 PST