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sam

About Me

it starts out with torturing small animals when the subject is a little boy...

and then always comes the intense interest in pornography and violent sexual fantasy, which invariably grows to a violent sexual reality in which the subject challenges himself to ever greater deviancy--viewing the victim as an object to possess--and taunting law enforcement officials until, like an addict, the crimes grow in frequency just to satisfy his need for more, more, more.

it's really great how the F.B.I. is now equipped to profile and track down these men, because these are my requirements for a boyfriend.

aim = le cat in ze hat
facebook = elpis

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

leopards on leashes, peacocks, monkeys, baboons with magnificent mustaches, princes, maharajah, conquerors, travelers, singers, fakirs, magicians, acrobats, contortionists, prophets, scholars, monks, madmen, sages, saints, mystics, dreamers, dancers, musicians, fanatics, avatars, poets, thieves, warriors, snake charmers, clowns, jugglers.

My Blog

i can has astrologyz as excuse

 Virgo Sun/Taurus MoonThe combination of your Sun sign and your Moon sign produces a very solid, dependable and salt of the earth type personality. This is usually a materially fortunate position. Tho...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:11:00 GMT

preferred list

i don't want just any asshole reading my poetry.if you want on my preferred list, inform me.
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 12:59:00 GMT

cancer + virgo = attract weird shit together

cancer's and virgos don't even need to be doing anything, for things to come to them. among the many other strange things that happened last night, one stood out above all!i'd imagine it'd be QUITE fl...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 11:51:00 GMT

and the winner is ... !

of course, the woman who owns my heart, TYLA. she has written me a poem, and i adore her and it so much, that i make mention of it in my own blog.this is the first love poem anyone has ever written fo...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:23:00 GMT

on why pisces are darlings

at work, the men's bathroom has been undergoing some construction. we are all currently sharing the women's bathroom.the women, save for me, are all petrified at the idea that a man might hear them pi...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:22:00 GMT

(INFJ) that other blog is a LIE

Idealist Portrait of the Counselor (INFJ) Counselors have an exceptionally strong desire to contribute to the welfare of others, and find great personal fulfillment interacting with people, nurturing ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 17:26:00 GMT