Goodnight Gracie

I love the rain but I hate to get wet. I make my bed every day. I drink milk with my meals. I wear flip-flops in the snow. I have the shortest attention span of LIFE... What??? OHI party like a rock star and have with a few. I have never seen the Godfather. I cannot live without my lip-gloss. I like the smell of horse poop. I always water down my juice. I always have a fresh mani and pedi. I know more about porn than most of the people who sell it and I have spent more money on sex toys and products than I have on shoes.. and I loves me shoes yo. I hate to wear socks. My favorite song is Smile by Charlie Chaplin. My favorite thing to eat is Brie with whole grain wheat thins and assorted olives(this is also best with the Yenn). I still have a crush on Brittney. I'm a Christian who believes in the power of faith but not in the white mans power hungry bible. I'm a third generation fag hag. My happy place is the central park carousal. My favorite quote is “Don’t drive the drama” spoken wisely from my favorite drama queen herself.ILOVEYOU!!!I AM freakin Mary Poppins bitch! I smile at every person that makes eye contact with me. I can no longer eat fried food and it breaks my heart. Fried pickels are a MUST.I can shoot a shot gun.I think the saddest thing in the world is a closed mind. My bare ass has been in many magazines. I have sung on a Broadway stage. Gene Kelly was my first love. Gershwin is God like. I prefer a Irish pub that plays 80's hits to a private club filled with celebs any day. I told Stephan Sondheim to his face that he made a mistake not casting me as little red...no worries we sill tight lol. I have been fired from a job for quitting it. Explain that one... I must have "Please stop me and ask for directions" tattooed on my forehead though I have no clue how to get anywhere. I have a fear of open water but I love to swim. I own 10000 bobby pins but can never find one when I need it. I love to do laundry and wash dishes by hand. woolite dark is my new favorite thing. I treat everyone the same and am always myself. I have spent hours getting all dolled up to go nowhere. I am a world champion cuddler. I love to be the center of attention. I start arguments about things I know nothing about because it turns me on. I have camped out in the ramble. I can sleep for 14 hours at a time and go three days without it. If life has taught me anything its that it's natural for people to only care about themselfs, having nothing to do leads to closed minds and true friends are the ones who come to you when they are worried... not talk about you. I have been in love and been loved.I think underwear sould only come in thongs and that whoever told large people that lycra was for them should be shot. I can go through a roll of paper towels in 30 secs. I have full on convos with myself in the shower. I look in every mirror I pass and walk close to tall windows to sneek a peek... no thats not sad its just true... I cry during curtin calls. I could never marry a man who wouldnt watch White Christmas with me.=)LARRY HARIEL IS MY HERO.OK. I think that is enough.Just love life and live for today.Remember that you can’t make anyone happy if you haven’t found happiness yourself.