just want to introduce you to........ |
Do you know Jack Schitt? Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn. Jack married Noe Schitt and...
Posted by darwin on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:37:00 PST |
DON"T FART IN BED!!!! |
If this story doesn't make you cry from laughing so hard, let me know
and we'll send someone right over to check your pulse.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
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Posted by darwin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
things to ponder |
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 m...
Posted by darwin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
just some trivia |
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in >>1910.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from his...
Posted by darwin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
letter to mom |
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It wa...
Posted by darwin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
