Big...Hairy...Vagina! |
So one might think that living out in the country, ol' Moe would enjoy a life of quiet solitude, undisturbed by them dang city folk. One would be incredibly fucking wrong. Although I live in the cou...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:50:00 GMT |
Kitty Porn? |
Meh, I got nothing.So why post a blog? I dunno. Lack of anything better to do, I guess. Hey, here's a suggestion: how about we all quit being so goddamn vicious and mean to each other and just lear...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 21:24:00 GMT |
C Is For Cookie |
Nuggets of WisdomBy Moe Biscuits...Ladies, let me explain something to you. To most men, sex is a need, like food. So when you get married, become exclusive, whatever, it's like saying, "You can onl...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:10:00 GMT |
Pull On It Hard Enough, It Might Come Off |
Once again, Moe shall extoll some righteous wisdom upon the masses of your asses:Ever met one of those people who like to point out your faults for the sake of making themselves look better? The ones...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:16:00 GMT |
Mmm...Meatloaf Popsicles! |
Surveys suck, so I'm gonna tell you what I want you to know about Moe Biscuits:I'm a mean sonofabitch before my first cup of coffee.I will scratch my balls whenever, wherever.I once dated the ugliest ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jun 2009 07:18:00 GMT |
Updatimus Prime |
Finally got pictures of the house posted. Go check 'em out. They're in the "Farmhouse" album. Life on the farm has been kinda interesting. My mom came out for a visit a couple weeks ago so that mo...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 10:08:00 GMT |
This Is My Rifle, These Are My Nuts |
Of course, I'm not showing you my nuts. Balls, testicles, cojones, whatever you wanna call 'em. By now you should all know that my blog subjects rarely, if ever, have anything to do with the content...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 14:51:00 GMT |
Roman Orgies and Fire-Breathing Midgets!!! |
Ladles and jellyspoons, it's time once again for Moe to extoll some righteous wisom upon you masses of asses...A bible-thumper approached me the other day and asked me if I found Jesus. I said, "why,...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 08:15:00 GMT |
Stick My Fist, You Clown! |
So what am I, a MySpace leper now? Look, I've never been one of those "comment me plz" shitheads - I figure, if I or my pictures are worth commenting on, someone will comment on 'em - but Jeebus Fuck...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:13:00 GMT |
Corporal Punishment Just Got Promoted to Sergeant |
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?Ashlee Simpson, so I could sing all of her songs, off key, in my deepest baritone, right in her ear. That might shut her up.Who do you blame for your moo...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 07:41:00 GMT |
