My name is Joseph Orion Wood. It used to be Joseph Orion Dion-Wood but that was changed some time ago. So, I ultimately went from having the initials JODW to JOW. Fascinating, eh? Honestly, I am really not that interesting. I don't have all too many hobbies short of watching all sorts of jargon on the television, reading absolute nonsense and thinking of random things to do that are insignificant to everyone (including myself). I have three claims to fame. One of them is walking from Petaluma (CA) to San Francisco in about eleven hours. Another one is being the only person that I know who actually beat the Traveler IQ Quiz multiple times (as well as being the only person to play that redundant game multiple times). The last is drinking with a crackhead that later showed up on an episode of Intervention. My favourite colour is forest green. My favourite food is Mexican (ofcourse). My favourite animals are goats and dogs. My favourite movie is the Shawshank Redemption. I am a Libra/Leo/Capricorn. My favourite drink is a gin and tonic but my favourite beer is Red Tail Ale. I hope to one day stay in the state of Bahia for a long-arse period of time. My goal in life is to backpack from Anchorage to Patagonia or maybe learn how to fly an airplane. I like warm weather, colourful sceneries, scarcely populated areas and watching a ball game. I dislike those telephones where you have to spin the stupid thingy to dial a number, snow, parking lots, television that don't come with a remote control and copper buttons.
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.
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