I'd like to meet:
All my mmorpg bitches, you freaks, it's probably why I love you. And Inu Yasha. Cuz he has cute puppy ears. I would put Davey Havok, but I would not be able to form a coherent sentence in his presence to keep him alerted to mine. Oh and Kevin Smith, Tarentino and Rodriguez, in my bed, at the same time. (For milk and cookies pervs, fat kids like cookies)
Post Haste!