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About Me

Well what is there to say about me...I'm pretty down to earth I'm usually up for anything. My friends and family are my life. Right now I'm in a transitional phase, meaning I'm not down with school, I'm out of the Marine Corps, but a marine for life. I miss those hooligans everyday, but I don't miss the bullshit. Anything you want to know about me ask me and I'll tell you, I have nothing to hide...check ya later... I scored a 91% on the "how fucking JERSEY are you?" Quizie! What about you? :
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Name: Eric
Birthday: August 4, 1981
Birthplace: Stony Brook, Long Island...that's right New York
Current Location: Bound Brook, New Jersey(what can I say I love floods)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextious(I can't spell so what)
Your Heritage: 100% Italian...raised by Irish/German Danes
The Shoes You Wore Today: Etnies
Your Weakness: women...hey atleast I'm telling the truth
Your Fears: heights, falling from said heights, and spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: anything from dominicks in Bound Brook
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: survive my second freshman year of college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: too many to list
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck I'm waking up
Your Best Physical Feature: i hear it's my smile...i don't think i have a "best physical feature"
Your Bedtime: whenever I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: hangning out with all my friends from h.s. i know i'm lame
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi 'cus they make mountain dew!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: B.K. burgers McD's fries Wendy's shakes
Single or Group Dates: single,
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: either one they both have caffeine
Do you Smoke: yes that's probably why I'm so short
Do you Swear: Fuck yea I'm from jersey
Do you Sing: yes but not very well
Do you Shower Daily: yup...
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: i've lready went back thank you very much
Do you want to get Married: sooner or later.....
Do you belive in yourself: I'm my biggest fan
Do you get Motion Sickness: not unless the pilot really suck...Chris you better be good
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: ummm i said i smoke rihgt?
Do you get along with your Parents: yes(most of the time)
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea I'm partial to a good storm
Do you play an Instrument: percussionist until i dye
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup...but only on days that end in "y"
In the past month have you Smoked: like 10 minutes ago
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: (sigh) no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea needed new shoes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope only half the box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: noppe i prefer my fish cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nopeyay for me!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: who wants to know....no i've been good
Ever been Drunk: wow are you serious??
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: come on with my mouth..u must be kidding`
Ever Shoplifted: plead the 5th
How do you want to Die: quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I have to grow up?........successful
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland/Germany/Italy..haha i have 3 fuckers
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: it's a tie red and brunette
Short or Long Hair: depends
Height: shorter than me is a good start
Weight: Depends on the person..
Best Clothing Style: jeez I'm not that picky people
Number of Drugs I have taken: I would prefer none but this is '05
Number of CDs I own: I own a lot
Number of Piercings: none...
Number of Tattoos: none..I'm lazy
Number of things in my Past I Regret: wow how much time to you have
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My Interests

football, baseball basketball(yea i know I'm short andwhite but i can't help it), anything outdoors, and anything peole tell me would be a bad idea....

You Know You're From New Jersey When...
You've been seriously injured at Action Park.You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas.You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges."You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags."You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am.Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you.You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from.You know what a "jug handle" is.You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.You know that the state isn't all farmland.You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway."You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree.Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs, and, you call it a "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero."You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials.You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.You knew that the last question had to do with driving.You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation.You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try ...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire (doesn't work, does it?).You know how to translate this conversation: "Jeet yet?" "No, Jew?"You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City."You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege.In the 80's you wore your hair REALLY high.You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny.You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22.You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters.The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall.You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesesteak with vinegar fries.You have a favorite Atlantic City casino.You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood.You weren't raised in New Jersey -- you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's.You also remember Palisades Amusement Park.You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.You've never pumped your own gas.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from New Jersey.

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Your Taste in Music:


Heavy Metal: Highest Influence
80's Rock: High Influence
90's Alternative: High Influence
Punk: High Influence
Ska: High Influence
90's Rock: Medium Influence
Adult Alternative: Medium Influence
Alternative Rock: Medium Influence
Classic Rock: Medium Influence
80's Alternative: Low Influence
90's Pop: Low Influence
90's R&B: Low Influence
Hair Bands: Low Influence
Old School Hip Hop: Low Influence
Progressive Rock: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music? This is pretty one-sided they didn't list a lot of punk bands.... [IMG]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i40/jerseypunk81/afco ntact1.jpg[/IMG]

I'd like to meet:

Anyone I haven't seen in the last few years..amd anyone brave enough to read this. If you have an open mind, and are willing to waste a few braincells on me, well then you're in too......jerseytanker04..aim..hit me up..

Music:

Oi Punk/Punk: The Business, The Casualties, Cock Sparrer, Blitz, Sham69, 4skins, Stiff Little Fingers, Social Distortion, Mike Ness, Rancid, Lars and the Bastards, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Ducky Boys, the Distillers, Bouncing Souls, The Ramones, the Clash, Anit-Flag, Iron Cross, Broken Heroes, Blood and Whiskey, The Misfits, Gothem Roads, Angelic Upstarts, The Brusiers...Ska and skinhead reggae: Trojan Records forever!!, HCS, The Toasters, The Pietasters, Operation Ivy, Joe Strummer and the Mesceleros, Jersey's own Catch22, The Pietastersand too many other great bands like Agnostic Front, Death B4 Dishonor, Patriot, Black Ice, The List grows everyday...

Movies:

anything adam sandler, mel brooks, or by monte python..and a hell of a lot more...I am not taking the time to fill this all out
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Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Law and order...love those shows, And pretty much anything on the History channel or Discovery....

Books:

The Davinci Code, The Plot Against America, Holy Blood Holy Grail, Spirit of 69, Chesty(if you are a Marine or a lover of Marines...read this fucking book!!)

Heroes:

Me..lol..just kidding...my grandfather, my Uncle Pat....and anyone else who has or will serve this country honorably....and anyone willing to stand up to the capitalist fat boys who are ruining this great nation, if you are willing to fight them, and put a boot to their skulls, and defend this country from these assholes you are also my hero.....God bless you Kathy Wright...12/04/05....you will never be forgottenThis Is For The Greatest Group of People I've Ever Known...The U.S.M.C!!! Oohrah... Take a man and put him alone, put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but his blood, make him live in sweat, in mud. This is the life I have to live, this the soul to the Devil I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, while young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Vietnam". Use your signs and have your fun, then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, then I'm supposed to die for you. There is one thing that you don't know; and that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love just for hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, then I heard them say "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, to let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, to keep the freedom you live by. By his dying your life he buys, but who gives a DAMN if a Marine dies!If you do, Repost this.Semper Fidelis Marines

My Blog

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As many of you who know I am very close with my family; and I consider my friends part of that family.  This has been a very trying year for the Christensen's.  We lost my Grandfather and my...
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Tell Me What You Think

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Posted by <Insert Stupid Display Name Here> on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:16:00 PST

Alright I'm...Here We Go....

Well I'm just going to go ahead and op[en the floodgate.  There is a lot in my head right now, so I'm just putting it out here.  I'm going to start off by saying I'm so happy I decided to mo...
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