football, baseball basketball(yea i know I'm short andwhite but i can't help it), anything outdoors, and anything peole tell me would be a bad idea....
You Know You're From New Jersey When...
You've been seriously injured at Action Park.You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas.You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges."You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags."You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am.Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you.You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from.You know what a "jug handle" is.You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.You know that the state isn't all farmland.You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway."You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree.Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs, and, you call it a "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero."You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials.You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.You knew that the last question had to do with driving.You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation.You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try ...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire (doesn't work, does it?).You know how to translate this conversation: "Jeet yet?" "No, Jew?"You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City."You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege.In the 80's you wore your hair REALLY high.You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny.You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22.You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters.The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall.You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesesteak with vinegar fries.You have a favorite Atlantic City casino.You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood.You weren't raised in New Jersey -- you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's.You also remember Palisades Amusement Park.You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.You've never pumped your own gas.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from New Jersey.
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You Are a Punk Rocker!
When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules
You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man
You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona
You scare moms, make bad girls (or boys) swoon, and live life on the edge!
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Anyone I haven't seen in the last few years..amd anyone brave enough to read this. If you have an open mind, and are willing to waste a few braincells on me, well then you're in too......jerseytanker04..aim..hit me up..
Oi Punk/Punk: The Business, The Casualties, Cock Sparrer, Blitz, Sham69, 4skins, Stiff Little Fingers, Social Distortion, Mike Ness, Rancid, Lars and the Bastards, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Ducky Boys, the Distillers, Bouncing Souls, The Ramones, the Clash, Anit-Flag, Iron Cross, Broken Heroes, Blood and Whiskey, The Misfits, Gothem Roads, Angelic Upstarts, The Brusiers...Ska and skinhead reggae: Trojan Records forever!!, HCS, The Toasters, The Pietasters, Operation Ivy, Joe Strummer and the Mesceleros, Jersey's own Catch22, The Pietastersand too many other great bands like Agnostic Front, Death B4 Dishonor, Patriot, Black Ice, The List grows everyday...
anything adam sandler, mel brooks, or by monte python..and a hell of a lot more...I am not taking the time to fill this all out
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The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Law and order...love those shows, And pretty much anything on the History channel or Discovery....
The Davinci Code, The Plot Against America, Holy Blood Holy Grail, Spirit of 69, Chesty(if you are a Marine or a lover of Marines...read this fucking book!!)
Me..lol..just kidding...my grandfather, my Uncle Pat....and anyone else who has or will serve this country honorably....and anyone willing to stand up to the capitalist fat boys who are ruining this great nation, if you are willing to fight them, and put a boot to their skulls, and defend this country from these assholes you are also my hero.....God bless you Kathy Wright...12/04/05....you will never be forgottenThis Is For The Greatest Group of People I've Ever Known...The U.S.M.C!!! Oohrah... Take a man and put him alone, put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but his blood, make him live in sweat, in mud. This is the life I have to live, this the soul to the Devil I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, while young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Vietnam". Use your signs and have your fun, then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, then I'm supposed to die for you. There is one thing that you don't know; and that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love just for hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, then I heard them say "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, to let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, to keep the freedom you live by. By his dying your life he buys, but who gives a DAMN if a Marine dies!If you do, Repost this.Semper Fidelis Marines