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Hmmm, why am I writing something for other people to read? Frankly I hate all people. If you have piqued my interest in the slightest I have probably looked for you already. If by some chance you have gotten through, well.. Damn you for being so crafty (twirling mustache and stroking white cat).
If you must be so nosy and lazy as to not want to actually ask me about my goings-on, but still want to know, I guess I can share... At the present time, I am working on my latest manuscript for my non-fiction essays. just observations, happenings, life stories.. mostly about how stupid people are, stupid people are getting, and about how much I really want to just punch the majority of people in the neck.. but enough about that till another time..
There is the ocassional theatre performance when I find the time.. and of course, all the bullshit of La-La-Land.. When I get the urge to go to an audition, or rather, when I get the urge to get my fat ass off the couch and sit in traffic for two hours, just so some old jews can tell me the only part they have for me is the ethnic neighbor with one line..(ok.. im also a role whore.. I take em all... No role is too menial for me to suck at.. and I do try my hardest to suck at everything I do.. ). Next week its a call back at some seedy office off LaBrea.. here is hoping its not some random hairy guy who wants "favors' for a stupid liquor store clerk role... ugh... ok.. its late, and I am not nearly as drunk as I should be.. time to break out a littel tequila and force people to come over and drink heavily...
What is it that you people are looking for? Love? Oh yeah, .. romance is so wonderful and lasting and gives you so many opportunities for growth. Money? Don't even ask, you already know I hate you, why would I lend you any greenage? Friends? Ok, I can see that one, even if you never get to meet said "friends" you can at the very least have someone to waste time with at 2:00 a.m. when you cant sleep and you are chain smoking at your computer while trying to decide if you have enough harddrive space for just one more downloaded porn.
