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kimberley tension

real horrorshow.

About Me

1/2 dead 1/2 amazing at any given time.

i'm really not that cool. i subsist off of veggie burritos and i pass the time by managing my stock portfolio. quite fond of those cali trees and fucking up while i still can. for those who live this life will never see heaven.

My Interests

basket weaving
base jumping
cartography
1965 GTOs
large-cap, mid-cap,
small-cap funds.
i'm not a girl, seriously. i study the psychology of hate and i think all rapists should be killed. my heart is in bluegrass, loyalty, greek food, calla lillies, lemon skittles, jeans, knives, boxing, being someone, driving trains, violence, chivalry, being classy, dark hair, brown eyes, my niece, burritos, bbq's, good friends, good times, the north coast, nonsense and mischief, rock skipping, summer days, the smell of hay, my animals, kenya, cambodia and vietnam, surviving.

oh yeah. and sharks.

I'd like to meet:


fellow shark lovers. and dr. howard mierzwiak.

i am not afraid of the life that you lead.

watch over those whose names you can read in my heart. guard over them with every care and make their way easy. dry their tears if they weep, sanctify their joys, raise their courage if they weaken, restore their hope if they lose heart, their health if they be ill, truth if they err, repentance if they fail.


AIM it: anovembermovie

Music:

give me everything.

baroness
trap them
hayden
trash talk
sabertooth zombie
creedence clearwater revival
modern life is war
dangers
david bowie
band of horses
doomriders
ray charles
black eyes
maylene and the sons of disaster
the velvet teen
american nightmare
wu-tang clan
the velvet teen
feist
isis
old crow medicine show
devil makes three
the arcade fire
johnny cash
weezer

Movies:

shoot em up
all the real girls
the proposition
brick
shaun of the dead
everything is illuminated
love me if you dare
dangerous liasons
wicker park

Television:

mythbusters

Books:

crime and punishment
how we die
man and microbes
evil: inside human violence and cruelty
the psychology of hate
why we hate

Heroes:

myself.

kimberley tension's details

status: trust me, you don't want to date me.
here for: thrills.
orientation: men please.
hometown: city of trees.
ethnicity: middle eastern/irish.
religion: no thank you.
smoke/drink: don't need it.
children: adoption.

My Blog

georgia on my mind.

as for me, i was looking for something big. mr. big. turns out, when that big love comes along, it's not always easy. and despite all the other chapters of my life, no one was ever quite big enough.&n...
Posted by kimberley tension on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 03:47:00 PST

i’m old

why?1. i get tired around 10PM2. i have a roth IRA with more than $20 in it3. i have an investment portfolio and i get excited when i hear the word "diversify"4. i stay at home with my dog instead of ...
Posted by kimberley tension on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:40:00 PST

the hardest questions

10 best foods in the world: burritos, chicken souvlaki, cheesy gordita crunches, bbq chicken, corn on the cob, tomatoes, biscuits with honey and butter, apricots, ice cream, lemon9 things you couldn't...
Posted by kimberley tension on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:29:00 PST

no subject

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Posted by kimberley tension on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:42:00 PST

who i’d like to meet.

"i want a man who can sit me down, shut me up and tell me ten things i don't already know, and make me laugh. i don't care what you look like. just turn me on. and if you can do that, i will follow yo...
Posted by kimberley tension on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:20:00 PST

converge

just wanted to tell you i'm sorry. and more.
Posted by kimberley tension on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:45:00 PST

ever have something that absolutely changes your life?

Cathlin and Carl were their names.And I was named Sara Daniele. It never fails to make me cry. I was someone else's daughter that they didn't want. My father doesn't even know I exist. It says on subs...
Posted by kimberley tension on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:08:00 PST

i have to write about this otherwise i’ll go crazy.

    Less than ten minutes ago I found my grandmother's wedding ring. And I tried it on. It was the ring I envisioned as my own as a little girl growing up, when I still believed in fair...
Posted by kimberley tension on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:12:00 PST

and just for the record

    and just for the record, if you think definition of slut part of my profile is about you, it is, but you're nothing special. why would you second guess yourself based on something i...
Posted by kimberley tension on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:08:00 PST

a retrospect on growing up

growing up is big business and should be done by whatever means necessary.if there was an ability to capitalize on growing up i would hope that someone would do so, and then i would buy it and distrib...
Posted by kimberley tension on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:29:00 PST