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kaHATElynn™

i shit tacos.

About Me


AIM =
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oh no you di'int.
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The Lowdown.
It's Caitlin.
Pronounced KHATE-LYNN. I lie about my age. I dont say or do things to impress people. I am 99.999% unscripted and original. I am in no way what so ever straightedge or hardcore or emo or any of the bullshit. I do shit because I like it. NOT because its "trendy" or "scene" or whatever. I HATE bad grammar and misspelling. I have bad OCD and an addictive personality. I tend not to make sense. And I have a wild imagination.
If you knew me, you'd know.
I am the best drug there is. I am a lier and a fake. I am a lover and a fighter. I am the biggest cliche and hypocrite on the face of the planet. I can kill a wild swamp beast with my bare hands. Im faster than a speeding rock and stronger than a kitten. and I am the next best thing to heaven.
shaddap.
I'm artistic, fool.

My Interests


CAITLIN (kuh-ate-lynn): n.
female. heavily medicated. tonsil-less. permanently high. loud mouth. insane. god-free. kitty petter. cloud watcher. flower picker. music junkie. unicorn lover. girl kisser. immature joke laugher at-er. imagination runner-away-with-er. crazy word maker-upper. pretty much awesomer than thou.

jesus took acid.

I'd like to meet:



i'd so bang:
Johnny Depp
cute boys, wonderful girls, kurt cobain, satan, jesus, baby hitler, losers, burnouts, dealers, stalkers, loners, artists, liberals, atheists, cannibals, cunt lickers, tree huggers and serial killers ...and you, I guess.

--- is the best thing since sliced babies.

Music:

As I whisper in your ear... I wanna fucking tear you apart

-Beck-
-Death Cab For Cutie-
-Hellogoobye-
-Incubus-
-Nirvana-
-She Wants Revenge-
-Shiny Toy Guns-
-Snow Patrol-
-Taking Back Sunday-
-Violent Femmes-

and a shitload more...

Movies:



GRINDHOUSE

Alice in Wonderland
Alice Through the Looking Glass

and a crapshoot more.

Books:


leave everything to your imagination.

Crank, Impulse, Dreamland, Pure Sunshine, Grimlycrumb Tinies.

Heroes:


only exist in comic books.