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I smell a freeloader!!

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Yea I did some time, what of it? See in the clink you don't get no clothes baby, just a chance to reflect...a chance to reflect..See Kevonn and Amicunt just don't get it...They don't know my struggle. They just think it is all anti-freeloading and whatnot. It aint; This is the Journey baby. Like I told Ike and Heet SeekinASS Jeff, unless you been there, you DON"T know...You Don't Know..Luckily Munjus was there to tape me. It was still worth it to hear Nezer Scream...Aint that Right B Boi Fred?Galardi's niece lil sis wit her man Bubb Rubb Dont Hate!Yo, Gringle found Dis video of Me growin up small like; Dis was takin b/f mom got poached...NOT LIKE A FUCKIN EGG!!God I love Miami! Munjus and Me Cruised around town and shot a little footage of our city...chedda..I still get goosbumps when my city gets mentioned...I wrote this song and shot some video to encapsulate dat Miami experience...Hope you Enjoy...Hit me back if you need more instruction...pretty simple really, me and HeetSeekinassJeff taped this the othre day. We had to run a bead to make Ike's frame for his waterbed..Mandy likes to get hit from behind in a waterbed, says itis more sensitive, I called her a pussy talking about being all sensitive. She told me that wasn't what she meant but by that time she had 14 Lbs of Bear meat in her mouth....Chedda...Enjoy HRR was lucky to sign White Bear, who was approached by several industry icons to sign a deal, including: (1) the president of the Anderson VFW (a 340 seat venue that operates over 200 days a year); (2) Kiosk #194 at the Andersonville Mall (a cell phone stand that experiences consumer traffic at a rate of 400 people an hour); (3) the Meineke at the corner of 8th and Vine Street in downtown Andersonville (a merchant that has daily revenues of over $1200), and; (4) Joe's Crab Shack in the Anderson suburb of Montgomery (a restaurant serviing almost 180 patrons nightly). As can be seen, HRR faced tough competition, but with a little ambition (and a lot of money), they signed White Bear to a three-year deal that will take White Bear from Andersonville to North Akron.White Bear was born August 10, 1953 in Longworth, Africa, and spent the first part of his life as an American gambler, playing professionally for over 30 years. He is a two-time World Series of Poker main event winner and the author of several Gorilla books, including "Get Down From Dat Tree: Life through the eyes of da Bear" and "Banana Nation: How the Cold War Took its Toll on Primate Migratory Lanes In Southeast Asia".Bear was honored in 2004 when the United States Senate asked that he be part of a committee tasked with examining the decline of marital relations among males between the ages of 35 and 60. Bear authored a 7 page report, in which he basically compared his penis to those of men in the relevant age group. His conclusion: "Dem haters can't be ticklin' a hoes throat from da bottom like da Bear can." In response, Congress worked with the FDA in getting Viagra approved for public consumption.In 2005, Bear served a 6 month sentence in the New York State Prison system as a result of protesting against a 5 cent raise in New York bus fare. Bear spray painted "you don't need a nickel to ride the Lord's bus" on the side of the Bronx County courthouse - landing him in jail. When asked about it, Bear abided by his oath of silence, stating only "I'm fuckin' hungry, get me some meatballs and 2 dirty sluts like yesterday."UPDATE: (12/24/2007) The D.C. Circuit of Appeals agrees with Bear and quashes the SEC subpoenas. This decision comes just two days after Bear's chief legal counsel, Litijator, filed a two-page motion asking the court for such action. In support, Litijator cited the "White Bear Don't have to give dat shit up, nor does his lawyers and shit" Act of 1933, which had not previously been brought to the court's attention. The Court's one sentence opinion reads, in full: "Based on Bear's statutory argument, and the lack of the SEC to even find the statute (let alone refute it), the court hereby quashes all of the SEC's subpoenas."

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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: fuk da police - NWA
Waking up: Dat Good Bad and Ugly whistling song
Average day: Breakin da LAw- Judas Pries
First date: Iron Man - Black Sabbath
Falling in love: Gansta PArty- Snoop and Pac
Love scene: Closer "Fuck you like an animal" - 9 inch nails
Fight scene: If u like pina Coladas
Breaking up: U down wit OPP - NBN
Getting back together: anything by slipknot
Secret love: ain nuttin but a G thang - Snoop
Life's okay: what a beautiful world - dat louis armstrong kat
Mental breakdown: East Bound and Down - Jerry Reed
Driving: Anytting by Manilow
Learning a lesson: endless love
Deep thought: Pour some sugar on me - def leppard
Flashback: Amarillo by morning - George Strait
Partying: Free Bird
Happy dance: If I could walk 500 miles
Regreting: 3 am - matchbox 20
Long night alone: war pigs - sabbath
Death scene: crocodile Rock - elton john
Closing credits: Clint Eastwood- Da gorillas!!
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here at da real world

this will come as a shock...2 senz told me he doesnt get it. mmmhhhhmmm..well it all started cause 2 sentz lost 18 dollars to Mr. He Got Game playing Marco Polo in da pool. senz pulls a nezer and tell...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:55:00 GMT

advice from dis cat...

Bear advice chat transcript D. White Bear: Hello all; welcome to my chat where many things will be discussed, including how to handle workplace freeloading, cracked head gaskets, and also Nezer& theme...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:37:00 GMT

yep...freeloading day is over!

Thank god that labor(less) day is over. I was trying to work in my rose bushes and actually give back to the planet instead of just taking.....Nezer kept popping his head over my fence and yelling, "H...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:54:00 GMT

Well, looks like I am moving to Germany....Where they realize the obvious!!

 .. --> END CLASS="SLUG" --> Groups Unite in Dislike of Freeloaders  April 6, 2006 ยท A new study offers hints about how societies correct the behavior of freeloaders. The answer involves ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:40:00 GMT

D. White Bear’s theory of freeloading relativity

So if younz are behind, see my first post on genetics and how it may relate to freeloading.  My family tree (no pun intended) is full of people who would walk a hundred miles in the desert to pay...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:02:00 GMT

Genetics??

Gringle and I were talking the other day. I said, "Gringle, do you think genetics can predetermine one's worth to society"? He said, "I see your point D. White, I have years of experience in this area...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 05:26:00 GMT

Freeloadin isn’t free, it costs folks like you and me.

What would you doIf you were asked to give up your dreams for freedloaders?What would you doIf asked to make the ultimate sacrifice?Would you think about all them peopleWho freeloaded for everything t...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:00:00 GMT

Me an dKaty Perry remix...

I bagged dat chick who sings "I kissed a girl", as I was plowing her from behind, (da only way):), I told her I had a good idea for a tune. So after she wiped off. I wrote dis...Enjoy!   This was...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:59:00 GMT

Sure, it aint a crime.

People aks me, dey say "Bear, why you be carin' so much about freeloadin', it ain't a crime or nothing."  "Sure" I say, "its not a crime, but neither is throwing a puppy through a guys windshield...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:46:00 GMT

Glorious Day! a new poem

..TR> O Nezer my Nezer! our fearful trip is bout done,Your freeloading ass is still breathing, I am so close to firing my gun. The end is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting, Freeload no...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT