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Gayngsta

the one person who really knows me best says i'm like a cat

About Me

*i like girls a whole lot. actually, that sounds kinda pervy. allow me to rephrase: i like women a whole lot.
*i like food a whole lot, especially pancakes and fries. they're my favorite.
*i like to laugh a whole lot.
*i like weapons a whole lot, especially when they're being wielded by hot women (see first statement above).
*i like when multiple things that i like a whole lot can be combined into superawesomeness that i like a whole lot.
*i like sleep a whole lot, especially when i get to "sleep" with a hot woman. yeah, we get a lot of "sleeping" done (smirk). superawesomeness!
*i like my girlfriend a whole lot, but i wish that she knew how to handle a desert eagle like Lara Croft. oh well, at least i get to "sleep" with her.
*i like my friends a whole lot, but i don't sleep with them. i just laugh with them, and play with them, and eat pancakes and fries with them.
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My Interests

snowboarding, fighting, exercise, volleyball, art, being silly, people watching

I'd like to meet:

dreamers, thinkers, strippers, and pimps
screamers, winkers, hipsters, and simps
novices, pros, cons, and hos
makers, breakers, and writers of prose
fighters, lovers, and cry babies too
your mom, your grandma, and most of all, you!

yes, i have mad poetry skillz, i know. i learned to talk in rhyme by reading dr. seuss...a whole lot.

Music:

hip hop lately, soul (old school and neo), r-n-b, reggaeton...nothing too moody and definitely no country.

Movies:

hong kong cinema, espionage, action, sci-fi, comedy, and anything involving female superheroes. shaken, not stirred.

Television:

L Word, Xena, Dark Angel, CSI-Vegas, Nip/Tuck, Arrested Development, Weeds, Ninja Warrior

Books:

Green Eggs & Ham, DaVinci Code, Go Dog Go, Tipping the Velvet, Affinity, The Fingersmith, Tikki Tikki Tembo, The Devil Inside, The Devil Unleashed, Deal With The Devil, the dictionary, books on Greek Mythology, anything from the Worst Case Scenario series

Heroes:

Ng Mui and Yip Man

My Blog

you kissed a girl? bfd! try licking one.

i heard a song the other day by this chick, katy perry.  it's called "i kissed a girl."  i think she stole the idea from jill sobule, but whatev.  so katy, who i believe is a card carry...
Posted by Gayngsta on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:33:00 PST

hot honey daze

the past few days have brought a bit of a heatwave to san francisco.  days like these are rare in a city where the prevailing weather pattern is cold, foggy, and overcast with the exception of a ...
Posted by Gayngsta on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:22:00 PST

hot bag of deuce

sunday, i decided to help my sister out and dogsit for her for two days.  i didn’t mind it.  her dog is cool, but i don’t know how he appreciated being alone in my tiny apar...
Posted by Gayngsta on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:44:00 PST

about me vol. 3

i am a homosapien who happens to be homosexual.  i have a brain and i'm not afraid to use it.  i put my pants on one leg at a time.  i pee sitting down, unless i'm in a public restroom ...
Posted by Gayngsta on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:36:00 PST

lingual dexterity

wanna impress the ladies with a nifty bar trick? learn to tie a cherry stem in a knot using only your tongue.  if a woman doesn't melt right then and there, she will at least be surprised by your...
Posted by Gayngsta on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:57:00 PST

about me vol. 2

i hate rules.  rules abort creativity before it has even begun.  i love creativity so i strive to at least bend the rules if i cannot break them.  i believe that if you are pro-viagra a...
Posted by Gayngsta on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:03:00 PST

about me vol. 1

i'm predictable until i get bored.  i'm always bored.  i have more hair than i know what to do with and i HATE to wear it down because that's girly and i hate having hair in my face.  p...
Posted by Gayngsta on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:45:00 PST

when the sh*t goes down

i like to think myself a pragmatist, while others that i know see me as violently pessimistic.  i've seen enough of human ways and shortcomings to know that inevitably, the glass is not only half...
Posted by Gayngsta on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:43:00 PST

moving day...F*CK!

well i was just blogging a really long story about how we moved baby into her new apartment over the weekend.  i was just about done typing and had gotten to the part where one of baby's new room...
Posted by Gayngsta on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:15:00 PST

tag, you're it

delete my answers, replace with your own and send it back to me and on to other friends   Four jobs I have had in my life: fire hydrant painter video game tester film/video production assistant...
Posted by Gayngsta on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 07:18:00 PST