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Joe, future world dictator.

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About Me

So I've decided that since I hate myspace, and I'm a portly lazy fuck, I'm not going to update my profile. If you are my friend here, that means that you know me, if you're not there's a reason for that. So I feel absolutely no obligation to write what I'm into and blazzy blah blah blaaah.

My Interests

Music:

NoFX, AmRev II, New Found Glory, Against Me, Alkaline Trio, American Football, Angels and Airwaves, Aphex Twin, The Aquabats, The Beta Band, Blink 182, Bouncing Souls, The Briefs, Catch 22, The Clash, Coldplay, The Cure, Dead to Me, Drums and Tuba, Elliott, Eve 6, Explosions in the Sky, The Faint, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Frank Zappa, Future Society, Garbage, Godspeed you Black Emperor, Her Space Holiday, Incubus, Interpol, Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, King Crimson, Kiss Kiss, Lake Trout, Liars, Lit, The Living End, The Lost Prophets, M83, Make Believe, Man or Astroman, Marcy Playground, Martin & Wood Medeski, MC Lars, The Meters, Minus the Bear, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, Mum,

Movies:

Butterfly Effect, American Psycho, Ghostbusters I + II, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Train Spotting, The Money Pit, Slither, 300, Back to the Future, Saving Private Ryan, Night of the Living Dead, American Beauty, All of the Matrix's, What Dreams May Come, War of the Worlds, The Time Machine, Signs, Lady in the Water, The Village

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, That's really the only TV I watch aside from the Discovery and History Channel

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide is my bible.

My Blog

Bouncy Balls

One day, when I get my own place, I want to have one small bed room, or a walk in closet, that has no obstructions in it where I can take like 150 bouncy balls and bounce them all the fuck over the pl...
Posted by Joe, future world dictator. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yeah

I'm still trying to understand why when I buy a cup of coffee at starbucks I get a fucking recipt. WTF. It's not like the coffee maker things are where I can grab a cup and leave, NO, they're behind...
Posted by Joe, future world dictator. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST