I am a totally single Russian english speaking person. LOL I love having fun and goin crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy, I love meeting new people and having fun, and I just moved to Florida, which I'm very excited about. (And yes, I do miss all my friends, they're the reason I survive)
You Know You're Russian When....
Typical Friday/Saturday late night phone call to your friends starts with "So what are we doing tonight?"
Your car costs more than your college education
You're automatically a goth, at least on the inside
Lifting a cigarette while drinking coffee counts as an exercise.
Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter if you've been drinking or not
Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it raving with 200-300 of your closest friends
Your coffee cups routinely smell like vodka.
You despise any rules or regulations, it's an honor for you to run the red light or act like you're gonna hit a pedestrian.
You've gotten a reckless driving ticket (or a few) and the only reason for you not to have gotten one is you haven't been caught
Things you can't live without include food, vodka, and a cell phone
Instead of notes during class you write text messages to your friends in Russian font
You come home at 4am and your parents are still out partying with all your friend's parents
You eat hot dogs for breakfast.
Your guests always get fed so full that they're not capable of moving for an hour or two.
You wear heels to check your mail (female) or expensive Italian cologne to Food Lion (male).
People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal on something...and you can...
Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" (shit) and ends with "nahuy" (the fuck w/it)
You know the new line of Nokia's 3 months before they come out on the market
You can't go to the movies on Sunday night without having to save 20 seats for your late friends cuz they're buying semichki
You listen to some kind of European techno or dance in your car
You know all the cops by their first names.
The inside of your parents' house looks like it came straight out of a fancy furniture catalog.
On the weekends your place of residence is the pool hall, and every 10 mins the bartender tells you to pick up line 2
You drive a Honda or a Nissan (or any car as long as it's Japanese), and your windows are tinted to twice the legal limit
Your car has either a RU (Russia) or UA (Ukraine) sticker on the back bumper
Your uncle is in the Russian Mafia or is a former employee of the KGB or BOTH
You have been kicked out of the JCC at least twice for trying to sneak in without paying.
Your best friends always got Smirnoff in their trunk.
You wake up on a Saturday afternnon, unable to remember which one of your friends gave you a ride home because you couldn't even walk, but see your car outside your window (you drove home yourself).
You start thinking of bread as a good mixer for vodka
You know more than 1 Olga, Anna, Natasha, or Vika
You hack into the dish and have free pay-per-view
Your parents have computer "experience" for 8 years already on the resume, yet they been in US for only 4...
You have a personalized license plate.
Once in a while you attempt to go to synagogue but you never make it past the door because you meet so many people you haven't seen for so long.
You speak Runglish at home.
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