Jared

My best advise: Take every day and enjoying it to it's fullest. You'll never get it back. Truly live instead of just dreaming about it or putting it on hold. Do something that scares you a little bit every day and you will become stronger then you were before. Embrace your life. It is yours. Own it. Laugh, it is good for the soul and brightens up other's moods. Let go of worry, bitterness, and hate. It only takes you to the grave faster. Inspire and support others, your smile or help may just save them. Oh yeah... don't forget the jimmy hats.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WHOOAA that was AWESOME!"
THE SURVEY: ABOUT ME
Name: Jared Lane Tennant
Birthday: May 1
Birthplace: A hospital in Dallas
Current Location: Austin
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends what I am doing.....right mostly.
Your Heritage: Scottish on Dad's side, a little mix on my Moms.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Diesel sneakers
Your Weakness: Confident, funny, outgoing girls....and small asian boys.
Your Fears: Going to the dentist....and waking up with my pants down!
Your Perfect Pizza: The one that comes in pill form.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my standup down to a science.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You'll never believe what happened today!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wonder who is going to fall in love with me today?
Your Best Physical Feature: All of them
Your Bedtime: I Don't have one, I'm not a kid anymore... I think.
Your Most Missed Memory: Making out with my uncle Ned...in the back wood shed with my little bottomless sailor suit on
Pepsi or Coke: I quit drinking soda on New Years Day
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'll eat both, I guess MacDonalds.
Single or Group Dates: Either one, but dates mess up my load ratio.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't like Tea for some reason.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't drink coffee
Do you Smoke: Hell NO! I f-ing hate it.
Do you Swear: Heck Yes!!
Do you Sing: Absolutely......not
Do you Shower Daily: Is this really a question...of course I don't!
Have you Been in Love: I have
Do you want to go to College: Been there, did that, best 7 years of my life.
Do you want to get Married: I sure do...to Ms. Right
Do you belive in yourself: No, I'm a wuss.... Of course I believe in myself.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only in the sack
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm probably the hottest guy I know... J/K
Are you a Health Freak: Not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: Kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yea, when I am sleeping in on Saturday am.
Do you play an Instrument: No, but my friend Busbee plays the Skin Flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: That's a big Affirm
In the past month have you Smoked: No way man!
In the past month have you been on : I'm always on.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope...I play hard to get.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Ummm, Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, Tasha's birthday was the last time.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, I'm on once a week...come see me!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Are you serious, no way!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but my friend Steve Clark took a bath with Cody Busbee, does that count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I robbed a few banks, who's asking?
Ever been Drunk: Let me think.......YES
Ever been called a Tease: Yea, I'm a big cock tease....no, I really put out.
Ever been Beaten up: In 4th grade, by a big black chick.
Ever Shoplifted: I'm sure I stole some gum when I was little...and a few cars.
How do you want to Die: When I die, I want someone to say, "Man..that guy owed me a lot of money"!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be a total looser...I'm making great progress!
What country would you most like to Visit: I've been a lot of places around the world, next is Thailand and Australia.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: I like shinny healthy looking hair, any color
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: I like taller girls
Weight: 100 - 140, no fatties
Best Clothing Style: Conservative, but still sexy
Number of hostages I have taken: Seven
Number of CDs I own: I have about 20,000 MP3 files.
Number of Piercings: Zero, but I had an earring in 7th grade...I was so cool!
Number of Tattoos: I have one...and it's cool!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't know what that word "regret" means.