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Alan

I am here for Friends

About Me


I'm an average bloke, leading a fairly average life. I always look half asleep and I don't mind the "uncomfortable" silences.
I spend my time playing rugby with a great bunch of blokes or just hanging around and having a laugh with my friends. I may look sleepy but I'm not slow, I'm usually quite calm but that doesn't mean things don't aggitate me. I will stand up for myself, my friends and my beliefs, and I can be a real nasty cunt when I feel like it. Luckily for you I'm usually laid back and have a good sense of humour about most things.
I have an inner nerd, I like quirky TV shows, know far too much about computers and play too many computer games. That said, I don't have the glasses, the braces or the inability to socialise so I'm not a complete loss!
I strongly believe that the people a person surrounds themself with reflects who they are. I want to avoid the cliché shit about friends but they've taught me more than school/college could ever hope to, they've made me happier than winning the lottery would and confused me more than any maths sum.
Wise Men Speak Because They Have Something To Say, Fools Because They Have To Say Something.

My Interests

Rugby
Music
Computer Games
Flash Animation
Tattoos
Doodling
Sleep
Debate
Beer-B-Q
Old School Gaming
Doing "Nothing Much"

I'd like to meet:

Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

Music:

From Death Metal to Reggae

Movies:

I'll watch anything once

Television:

Don't really watch TV too much, like some sci-fi stuff, but mostly just comedy shows and sitcoms... oh and the rugby.

Books:

The Big Book of Bollox - By Alan Parry

Heroes:

Jonah Lomu - A Rugby Legend, but he also cameback from a kidney disorder and facing life in a wheel chair to play again. That takes balls.

My Blog

Credit Crunch Bollox

Do you have more going out than you have coming in?Are you finding it harder and harder to keep up with your monthly payments?Then stop borrowing more fucking money! Seriously, right now, step aw...
Posted by Alan on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:27:00 PST

Dianna

Can the British media and "public" (I’m still not entirely sure who the press mean when they use the term "general public" because whatever those people are thinking certainly isn’t the sa...
Posted by Alan on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:39:00 PST

Say Hello To Fascism

Now I'm not hugely left wing, that said I do believe people have rights and that the government of all people should be attempting to preserve these rights. That said, anyone who thinks that the gover...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 06:04:00 PST

NO I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FUCKING FRIEND!!

I doubt these c*nts even bother to read this... I gurantee in the next 5 minutes i'll get another pop up on my msn saying "you have a myspace friend request" or whatever the hell it says.I can see tha...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:43:00 PST

Pics

Random pics from the week for those it may interest (cba to reformat them or anything so tough)Mine and Admans breakfast... I wont tell you how badly that ended... This summed the last week up for me....
Posted by Alan on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:20:00 PST

Not Done One of these for a while

Hmmm was talking to Tom (i think) and realised i havn't posted any blogs in a loooong time... but fortunatly i cant really think of anything to rant about so I'll settle for giving anyone who cares a ...
Posted by Alan on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:59:00 PST

Things That Annoy ME

OK I'm bored and sleepy... ergo: irritable...more so than usual...so here is the long long list of things that annoy me (and i wont mention chavs or emos Bullet Insok, alot of people hate these, I'm n...
Posted by Alan on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:50:00 PST

Something to do in college/school

So the dudes and other people are sat in classroom at break (or was it lunch.....?) and we get bored... luckily with people such as dave, and other like me and ben we soon found something to do....It'...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 09:18:00 PST

Stupid Story

I decided in my infinate wisdom *well placed cough* to come up with a story, because i was bored and under the influence of artificial colours..... The plot, well that basically that some guy randomly...
Posted by Alan on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:26:00 PST

i have 3 days to live...

yep thats right people, a perfectly healthy (well kinda) dude, 6ft 4, rugby playing, no real enemies (well......) will die in 3 days... so i make that about this time monday???any final messages? no? ...
Posted by Alan on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:25:00 PST