Celebrate The Second Annual Hamsgiving!!!!!! |
Hamsgiving 2008 Hello Meat Consumer! Want to know where you can get Meat Sweats, Meat Rage, Meat-based Hallucinations, Meat Paranoia, a Meat Erection, Meat Slurs, Meat Induced Lou Gehrig'...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:49:00 GMT |
Join us for HAMSGIVING |
Kids it will be like being at the very first Thanksgiving...The very first Hamsgiving is just days away...Where else on Saturday can you get, Meat Sweats, Meat Rage, Meat Induced Hallucinations, Mea...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 19:21:00 GMT |
4:00 PM on a Saturday |
40'sWe compete in high stakes bowling I see the sun rising Mc Donald's breakfast and a cab home I awake 4:00PM Massive pain in my shoulder from an all night Nintendo Wii binge I've hit a new high ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:08:00 GMT |
Adios.... as i think they say..... |
Friends, Loved Ones and Mortal Enemies, Im going to Central America tomorrow AM for 8 glorious days of jungle shenanigans I want all of you to know that If Im pumped full of some Honduran rebels b...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 21:08:00 GMT |
Blame the local news |
Now if you didnt see the "news". http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/19/tram.stuck/index.html I use the term "news" loosely because clearly this isnt news......not news of any kind......especially not...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 07:04:00 GMT |
Bill Garity a real American hero |
On Friday night Scotty and I made the fantastic Metro North trip to New Haven Connecticut Why leave the glitz and glam of New York City for pretensions Yale bars you ask? Well I'll tell you B...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 20:34:00 GMT |
Its a sad day in Apt .5F....... |
Porno man (the 50 something who lives across the courtyard from my apt.) has moved, died, or possibly been abductedThat is correct the possible serial killer, divorcé, pet shop owner, ex-con, mafia bo...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 13:17:00 GMT |
Art Brut would call it number 6 |
the recipe for a very very wonderful weekend (and the sweet sweet super bowl has not happened even yet) a gentleman who is an x-american express employee bites your nipple while at a bar were ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 12:06:00 GMT |
Important question from the desk of Boonswangle B. Goodtimes |
What two consecutive years saw the most hackysack sales? I want answers with reasoning!
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 08:05:00 GMT |
Kiefer loves him some flapjacks |
So some of my compadres have questioned the validity of the documentary called 24 since they never see Jack Bauer use the bathroom or eat, but Im pleased to report that on the season premiere of 24...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 15:07:00 GMT |
