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Emily?!?!

oh stop being facetious!

About Me

i want to make love to every single 80's song ever created...

...simultaneously.

AIM: mijjitsEXCiTEme
livejournal: emerleez

myspace and i aren't really boys anymore. the distance between us has been increasing ever since i chose weather.com over it.

My Interests

rubber band fights, playing, art/illustration, old people cereal, putting ice cubes in peoples' buttcracks, dreadlocks(or a lack there of), the 80's, creating/consuming monstersandwiches, cd lyric booklets, riding bikes, catching moths at night, climbing trees, crinkling movie ticket stubs, water balloon fights, long-distance burrittos, black bic pens, goldfish, dirty knees, candy necklaces, sitting shotgun, shadows on ceilings/car seats/snow, waxing tim's ass, messy hair, being thrown in pools, worn-in shoes, hardcore multi-tasking, anticipating becoming the world-famous jello wrestling champion east of the Mississippi.

I'd like to meet:

if you don't wear your belt IN the belt loops, i want nothing to do with you.

Music:

the stooges
cake
built to spill
the beatles
nada surf
black rebel motorcycle club
super furry animals
the kinks
spoon
beck
piebald
violent femmes
hum
wilco
national skyline
old 97's

Movies:

but i'm a cheerleader, the sweetest thing, slackers, napoleon dynamite, showgirls, loser, mean girls, the royal tenebaums, original sin, 10 things i hate about you, girl, biodome, girl interrupted, ocean's 11, BAPS, wet hot american summer, the rules of attraction, saw, idle hands, cruel intentions, white oleander, the good girl, van wilder, italian job, the ring,

Books:

hard boiled wonderland and the end of the world,
a home at the end of the world,
everything is illuminated,
the virgin suicides,
american psycho,
lolita,
white orleander,
devil in the white city,
the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy,
the shining,
naked,
the da vinci code.

Heroes:

my fattyboombatty cat: