michael

Men's Commandments

Argument with these rules instantly revokes your identity as a man. You're no longer a man and you're out of the man club.   ..>   1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circu...
Posted by michael on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 05:54:00 PST

Stuff about men women should know

Men's Rules (that women should know) Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leavin...
Posted by michael on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 04:03:00 PST

How to Drive (what ur instructor didnt teach you)

1. switch lanes as often as possible without signaling 2. dont use a blinker ever 3. drive really slow 4. tailgate 5. honk for no reason 6. chinese fire drills at red lights 7. after u get a red light...
Posted by michael on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:46:00 PST

How to tell if your gay

1. you wear sandals with jeans 2. you tuck your shirt into your pants 3. your emo 4. you fake depression 5. loose asshole 6. lock jaw 7. you buy clothes that are to small for you 8. nicknames includin...
Posted by michael on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 09:51:00 PST

Things to do Before i Die

1. Flip somebodys car on its side/roof 2. steal a car wen i am old (65 or older) 3. skinny dip in a strangers pool while there home 4. steal "the wooden bear" 5. evade the police 6. Stare d...
Posted by michael on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 05:22:00 PST

Things that piss me off 2

1. hot girls going out with ugly guys (ladies im single) 2. when you want to be left alone and people arent leaving you alone 3. When its hot outside and you arent wearing deoderant (Hahahahahahaha) 4...
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things That Piss Me Off

1. fat girls who think that they are hot and wear slutty clothes ewww 2. dumb questions 3. dumb people when they're not funny 4. wannabe gangsters (skin color and sex not restricted) 5. losing 6....
Posted by michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST