We organise events where the only objective is to get the kids to skank and dance non-stop for 3 hours so that they break their curfew and not do their weekend assignments. This is done deliberately to piss parents and teachers off.
We will contact all the coolest bands for the most awesome gigs and its all for the kids who WTF! We're very open on genres but we specialise in Ska, Oi! and Indie. Contact us for a chat, we're very friendly. Sometimes, too friendly.
E-mail to [email protected] for further enquiries.
Johnny "Rotten" Provenzano
Johnny Rotten is on the Interpol wanted list for several offenses ranging from human trafficking to smoking weed while on trial at the Subordinate Court. Born and bred in Teban Gardens, Johnny has built an extensive crime empire dealing Tai Sing slippers to illegal immigrants. His function in The Gonjols is to provide word-of-mouth marketing support and screaming "Fuck *Scape" at the top his voice in office.
Jhimmy "Two Shots" Caestallano
Jhimmy is the muscle of The Gonjols, with a track record of killing 78 women drivers by staring at them until their cars burst into flames. Despite his dangerous past, he is very well-connected with the government, as he regularly donates large amounts of cash to the NEA. Jhimmy Castellano provides security support at gigs by The Gonjols while dancing with 2 teenage girls. Thats why we call him ,Two Shots.
Joey "The RAT" Salvatore
Joey The Rat started out in the rough neighbourhood of Bedok South, as a driver for local boss, Oscar Surryn Suderman before he killed Oscar with a karate chop to the neck. Ever since that day, Joey is known as the guy that makes it all happen through sheer tenacity. Joey is in charge of operations and he provides direction for The Gonjols. We call him "The Rat" not because he looks like a rat, but because he looks like Ericia Lee.
The Gonjols Would like to thank the kids WTF at the gig. It was awesome. Better than all of Peepshow's song and ROCK THE SUB(The Rat:Apa tu??!?!). The gig was the Best gig in Lion City on 7th June!!! Thank you ALL THE BANDS/Rudys/Skankers/Skins/Normal People/Johnny's Sister in Law/ Mike(for the equipments)/bootbois/budak budak yg pengsan(Hope u guys are fine now)/Ina for brightening up Jhimmy's night at the end of the show.We really hope to see you guys again, soon.