How My Ship Got Its Name |
Here's a good one for all you little Peon Sluts. A ways back some of my friends wanted to go on a Road Trip. Funny thing, though...back then there weren't roads, only trenches from the dirt used to ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 22:30:00 GMT |
This beard of mine. |
Listen, for the last time, you see this beard? Yeah...the long one that took me like 14 years to grow? The one that I spend about 40 minutes a day grooming with the highest grade beard products availa...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 15:22:00 GMT |
Ok, ok...I'll bring up the past. |
So people keep asking me, "How did you become the one and only Ripped Viking Lord?" Well, you have to understand that there were many who tried...and many who failed. All but one, yours truly. I will...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 13:48:00 GMT |
Ladies...please...enough... |
Wow...Halloween...unspeakable carnage was had by all (especially that innocent little Peon that was dressed up like Luke Skywalker...check out the new pix!) You see, unlike in human land, where candy...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 18:27:00 GMT |
