There is no scientific evidence to support the idea that The Space Peacocks actually exist, but for the people that claim to have seen them they are all too real. Appearing in a blaze of bright light and glitter this phenomena dazzles and bemuses any witness as they attempt to work out what exactly they are seeing and hearing, awash in a sea of sci-fi melodies.
Witness say the ringleader in this bizarre alien pop invasion is a looming figure calling himself the Rt. Rev. Johnny Salamanda, seemingly an effeminate space pirate, and together with his delectable assistant Ivory Spectacle not to mention their pets the Space Peacocks greet you stunned but leave you with a lovely warm feeling inside.
Whereas the scientific community fails to recognise the existence of such extraordinary creatures I am the head of a body of noted academics that does indeed believe, I have seen them with my own eyes and am currently developing what may be some photographic evidence to prove it. As head of this school of thought I have developed a way of predicting future sightings, by measuring and mapping the amount of fairy dust in the air and where it is seemingly building up I can before time guess where the peacocks will land. So when there are any further landings I will be able to warn you in advance.
The Good Doctor
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