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Space Peacocks

About Me

There is no scientific evidence to support the idea that The Space Peacocks actually exist, but for the people that claim to have seen them they are all too real. Appearing in a blaze of bright light and glitter this phenomena dazzles and bemuses any witness as they attempt to work out what exactly they are seeing and hearing, awash in a sea of sci-fi melodies.

Witness say the ringleader in this bizarre alien pop invasion is a looming figure calling himself the Rt. Rev. Johnny Salamanda, seemingly an effeminate space pirate, and together with his delectable assistant Ivory Spectacle not to mention their pets the Space Peacocks greet you stunned but leave you with a lovely warm feeling inside.

Whereas the scientific community fails to recognise the existence of such extraordinary creatures I am the head of a body of noted academics that does indeed believe, I have seen them with my own eyes and am currently developing what may be some photographic evidence to prove it. As head of this school of thought I have developed a way of predicting future sightings, by measuring and mapping the amount of fairy dust in the air and where it is seemingly building up I can before time guess where the peacocks will land. So when there are any further landings I will be able to warn you in advance.

The Good Doctor

Scared, confused or just interested?


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REVIEWS WHAT WE LIKE:
'Yeah, they're alright.' - Jarvis Cocker
'You sound like The Art Goblins and The Yummy Fur' - Eddie Argos
'Tacky, yet marvelous' - Another Form Of Relief blog

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 18/09/2005
Band Website: http://peacocks.freestarthost.com
Band Members:

Mickey Disco - Percussion/Guitar/Cats Like Him/Attacking Midfield

Dixon "The Guv'nor" Rochester - Bass/Rizla/Vocals/Token Jew/Goalkeeper

Fuzzy Harmonics - Guitar/Impressions/Fights/Centre Forward

Ivory Spectacle - Vocals/Miss Hyde/occasional Keyboard/Wigs/Physical Therapy

Captain Johnny Salamanda - Vocals/Mirrorballs/Bass/Canes/Right Back

Sparky - Guitar/Pimms/Loving/Left Back


Influences: REGGAE REGGAE SAUCE, Sci-Fi, Chewing Gum, Pretending Big Sticks Are Guns and That Your In Korea 1955, Half Man Half Biscuit, Gin, The Crimson Pirate, Lasers, Mr Smith Goes To Washinton, Sparks, Singing In The Rain, Flash Gordon, Armando Iannucci, TV Themes, Brian Blessed, Chris Morris, Merzbow, That bit in Creep where the guitar goes Dun-er Dun-er, Popworld(the Simon years), Songs About Animals, Tom Waits/Impressions of Tom Waits, Ninja Turtles, The Sweet, Glitter, Davidoffs, Alex James' floppy head, Players Navy Cut, The People Of France, The Independant, Shiny Things, Smash Hits, Hats, Finders Keepers, Fun House, Noises, Rocky Horror, Pez, Monk, Tights, Real Ale, Lighters With Revolutionary Leaders On Them, Pipes, Peter Cook, Noel Coward, Dali, The Thlyds, David Niven, The Command House, Whiskey, Fighting and Mudd.
Sounds Like: It sounds like glam as played by the retarded.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Shitting crikey! We have a gig!

Achtung Internet.Ze Space Peacocks shall be playing a gig at Chatham’s own Command House on Friday 11th April.You are duly invited to come along as we should be good.By good we of course mean &r...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:33:00 GMT

The Glitter Kids Meet A Sad Gnome.

Chatham Glam poppers Space Peacocks have been away for sometime but come January they shall bloom once again, in the mean time Captain Of The Starship has been featured on the new Sad Gnome Christmas ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:39:00 GMT

The GIN SOAKED Republic of Chatham

SUCCESS!A jolly good show all round, i'd say. Because we know you enjoyed yourselfs, probably worth having a look at the new photos taken by lovly Julia Indelicate too, she can't arf take a good photo...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:11:00 GMT

Contrary to popular opinion...

We love fascism. It's the haircuts I think. Zeig Heil.
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 00:04:00 GMT