Sean's Hiccups from How's Your News?I used to have to walk to school everyday. I would cut through backyards to make my journey less timely. Everytime I cut through Mrs. Wilkinsons backyard, I would hit my head on her wooden fence. See, there was a good size whole in the fence, which made her yard accessible for cutters-through. I used this fence hole everyday. Twice a day. Sometimes more. If I was going to a friends house, or if I was going to sports practice at the schools many athletic fields. So I was guarenteed, no, I was assured, at least 2 sometimes 4, could be as many as 17 trips through the hole in Mrs. Wilkinsons fence. The thing was, the hole in the fence wasn't very big. I had to go feet first. I wouldn't want a splinter in my back so I had to arch my back, in a dance that could only be described as a crab doing the limbo. It wasn't every single time, but maybe every other. I would accidently lift my self up to get through the hole, after my legs and torso made it through, and I would hit my head. I never ended up bleeding nor did I ever find any splinters in my forehead. But you can rest assured I was gonna hit my head eventually. And everyday at least once. I would get up just a moment too soon. WHAM!!! Right in the head.That should explain a thing or two about me.
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