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About Me

my names dylan im 19 na djust loike every other 19 year old em trying to fidn out who the fuck i reaslly em...i constantly learn soemthign new every day. im extremely open minded i dont like to judeg or hate i think its just a waiste of time... i lived 18 years of my life as a lie so i really try to stick to true to who i em now... i guess some of the biggest things i try to live by are take chances even if yuo know they migth hurt, never fear life, and never worry what others think most of the time they really dont care...besides that im extremely sarcastic and hardly eevr seriosu excpet for right now ofcourse cus im feelin a little emo... but usually im just fuckign around... i like to do anything except the same thign over and over again so always up for new shit... ummm yeah and i guess most importanyl of all i like meeting new freinds or whatever so message me or you'll get hairy nipple and you'll shart your pants tomorrowI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

i love everything like naked fashion shows on the beach, dancing at work, underwear dance parties, getting smashed with the crazy old lady next door, yelling obnoxiously out of the car at people, humping windwows at fast food restaurants, farting in a big crowd, cruising downtown singing old school madonna, jogging with a stuffed animal on a leash, rapping like a white boy to gangsta music, oh and of course doing "show us your boobs" downtwon to anyone who is not a hot female...

I'd like to meet:

anyone whos comfortable with themselves "really" not just the ones who think there pretty and hate everyone cus you bitches are the most insicure hoe bags i know and you suck

Heroes:

ANYONE WHO ISN'T AFRAID TO EXPLORE AND BE WHO THEY REALLY ARE, REGARDLESS OF HOW OTHER REACT TO IT!

My Blog

FUCK

TONGIHT SUCKED my "best" friend is in cali and hasnt called or got in contact with me for over a week.. my other good friend ditched me tonight for some slut with a mercedes.. so i was left stuck out...
Posted by ><DJ::CA>< on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:52:00 PST

anothe drunk day ins sacramento

im gay and my but hurts and lesbian and my dildos dead im asian and i lost my glasses and what iyt all boils down to is that i got one hand a crack head and mouth is making money for dinner im lost a...
Posted by ><DJ::CA>< on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 11:45:00 PST

i love diane

dine is the best i em in desperate need right now of manyt things one of them being baloni and ice cream with cheese and meat.. and che is coming to take me to jack in the box she is amazing and if sh...
Posted by ><DJ::CA>< on Tue, 23 May 2006 01:09:00 PST

fuck fake shit

let me tell you a little story and oh yreah im drunk so i wont be speeling right....... there once was this gay boy who went to this bar but then this big mean gay ogre kicked him out cus obdviously t...
Posted by ><DJ::CA>< on Sun, 07 May 2006 11:31:00 PST