An OPEN LETTER to CARLOS MENCIA |
Dee Dee Dear Ned,
Do you see what I did there? I created a portmanteau out of the common formal salutation "dear" and your catch phrase "dee dee dee" that you use in your shows. I figured you'd apprec...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:48:00 GMT |
Barack Obama; A President For Change |
HEY, YOU!YES, YOU!Do you have trouble sleeping at night sometimes!? Does the perpetual waning of America and American values make you lose sleep and toss and turn and cry and bite your pillow and claw...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:03:00 GMT |
Tell Me A Story |
Tuesday, August 05, 20081:48amThe Internet
"So Twitch, tell me a story. A fictional story.And make it involve a platypus.Go!""So once there was this man.And he met a girl who was prettier than all the...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:43:00 GMT |
Historically Significant Entries From The Recently-Recovered Diary of President Abraham Lincoln |
Historically Significant Passages From the Recently-Recovered Diary of Abraham Lincoln
February 23rd, 1861
So Diary,
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Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:59:00 GMT |
The Ultimate Question: A Reflective Essay |
As we all know, throughout the course of human history man kind has been presented with several questions. From questions as simple ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:23:00 GMT |
Mr. Romantic |
they call me mr. romantici'm everything you ever wantedin a guy
i smoke pallmallsand wear corduroy.every band on mynon-iPod mp3playeris a band youhave never heard of.good.my vocabulary is wellrooted;&...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 23:54:00 GMT |
Why Juno Is Like Totally The Best Movie Ever |
Okay so a lot of you guys probably know about the movie "Juno" that came out near the beginning of this year, and just got put out on ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:19:00 GMT |
The Truth Box! Convenience For Cowards! |
The Truth Box:Convenience For Cowards
So you're a fan of the world of myspace, eh? Rightly so, it's a wonderful website for communication of nearly every kind. There's a reason kids born around 1990 o...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:31:00 GMT |
4/20 duuuude |
oh my godd dood today is 4/20 and i am soooo pumped dood. i am gonna smoke sooo much pot today it isnt even funny dood lol. srsly like, i know that i smoke weed just about every other day of the year ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:13:00 GMT |
Northwestern Spring Break (Part 1) |
I currently am typing from the prehistoric dial-up home computer of my grandparents in the furnished basement of their residence in the Washingtonian town of Wenatchee (apple capital of the world, for...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:48:00 GMT |
