About Me written by my BFF Rosie Posie!What's crackin'? No I don't mean give me some crack. Crack is whack! My given name is Maggie but you can call me Mrs. Clark Kent since I will be marrying him soon and have a buttload of Superbabies. I have the most wonderful nephew whom I love, Omar Elijah Flores Jr. He is the most precious paisita I have ever seen. My sister Sarah is my world...besides work. I work A LOT! But, I gotta work hard for my money, work hard for my money... sorry I was breaking into song there. My best friend Rosie is a doll. She takes care of me when I've had a little too much to drink and tells me why theres chunks of blue frosting on my car and helps me up my bed. I'm terrified of frogs and mayonaise. Sometimes I think about things and I get a CALAMBREEEE. Starbucks makes me happy. I tend to wear granny panties but thanks to my bff Rosie I am now the proud owner of thongs. Sometimes I wear socks with heels...but you can't see them! I'm taking applications for a babymaker who has a job and can support me and our future 15 paisita babies. So if you're interested send me a message with your name, number, size, social security number, annual income, sperm count, etc.
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