About Me
Hello there!! I'm not gonna write about myself in the 3rd person like all of the other losers that have music pages! My name is Marquis(Mark kees). My father named me after the car I was concieved in, The Grand Marquis. You've probably heard that I'm kind of a big deal, that's because I am. I have to wear ruby quartz glasses, because with one glance there is a chance that I might blast the masses. I'm a self-made millionaire and I'm probably the sexiest person on my street. I like to watch Martha Stewart, while I mix music on my turntables, she's truly an inspiration to me. Without her I don't know where I'd be, thanks Martha. My main goal in life is to leave this planet and never come back, I'm pretty sure I'll get there some day. Probably settle down somewhere on pluto, with a young Korean girl named Sue Mi. Until then, I will pursue the dream of becoming America's next top model, sing a duet with Clay Aiken and sing "If I was Invisible!" love that song. I'd also like to meet Michael Jackson and kick it at Neverland Ranch. Man I just have so many things I want to do with life, like hang out with O.J. Simpson, and whisper in his ear "we all know you did it" and have a good laugh. I'd like to meet Monica Luwinski and tell her "to step into my office" just for shits and giggles, I'm sure she would be cool with that. I once had a big black fish named Oprah, I think she got tired of swimming around in the same bowl day after day, so she jumped out of the bowl... God rest her soul, ashes to ashes and flush to flush. You'll always have a special place in my heart Oprah, I'll truly miss you. R.I.P. One time my mom hit me in the head with a comb, and it broke, then she started to beat me with a hanger for breaking her comb..It's weird how that worked out. Sometimes life is not fair. When life hands you lemons, drink kool aid. It always makes me feel better. Don't live everyday as if it was your last, live everyday as if it was the first day of the rest of your life. I read that , in a fortune cookie I had at Panda Express. You should try their chicken egg rolls, they're delectable. My parents told me that I need to get into shape, and I keep telling them that "round is a shape". I'd try to workout once. It turns out that I'm over the weight limit for all of the equipment in the gym...Ain't that a bitch!! Now I have to excersise just to get into the gym. My favorite food is everything. I love to dance....preferably to the electric slide or the cha cha song. I think of sex as a sporting event...2 opponents trying to see who can climax first...I usually win.. If it were an olympic sport I'd definately be on the dream team... and by the time its over I'm usually sweating like Shaq in the 4th quarter. When I drive my car, I purposly hold the phone to my head and drive slow to piss people off. Women are usually drawn to me and find me sexually attractive, not because I have a personality of gold, but because I'm really good looking.. that shows how shallow they can be. I wish I could find a woman who loves me for me, because I'm sick of women using me for my crazy sex appeal... but hey its natural I can't help it right? Sometimes my gift turns out to be a curse. If you would like to be my friend please ask, I don't just except anyone as a friend without first discussing the facts of life. I would like to discuss why we drive on a parkway & park on a driveway?, and why do they call what doctors do "practice"? Anyways I do not wish to be just another addition to your pathetic friends list. Yes I do have 1,000,069 friends, but I do talk to them everyday. It's a tough task, but someone has to do it. I appreciate those who took the time to read about my intriguing life. I would like for everyone to know, that the songs played on my page are not that of my own, nor did I produce or write them. I am a DJ, therefore I only play them to express the music that I enjoy playing. Chat with me sometime, drink kool aid, and be good to one another, cheers!
