Morning Campers |
Hiya you reprobates.
I had my triple heart bypass in July and am now fighting unfit.
I have managed to land a little part time job to keep me sane and am sitting on the boat counting my blessings and ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 11:35:00 GMT |
ANGIOGRAM. F****N LUNACY, thats what I call it |
Have you ever heard of angiograms? What kind of fuckin sadistic lunatic dreamt that one up?
They whack a load of freezing cold jam on your crotch. Most of which splashes across your cods, resulting in...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:57:00 GMT |
BE A MAN!! JAB ME IN THE HEART!! |
So there I am, lying on my back covered in sticky things that I know are going to play merry hell with my hairy chest, and this bugger in greeen hangs his pug ugly mug over mine and says."You are havi...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:54:00 GMT |
nigels heart he go BOOM! |
sorry i have not been around, but i had a bloody heart attack early thursday morning. i am writing this from my hospital bed on a crappy little hand held keyboard.
i wont bebackto normalfor a couple ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:22:00 GMT |
A Chance Meeting With Scott of the Antarctic |
I was doing a small jet washing job this morning, and it was absolutely bloody freezing. The water was turning to ice as it hit the ground, and I had decided to call it a day and come back at the week...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:54:00 GMT |
Crash!!! And The Mower Is Gone!! |
I decided to fit one last job in yesterday before it went dark at 2pm!
I put my lawnmower etc. on my trailer and set out. All's well. I'm driving along, singing my head off to a CD when I detect a noi...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 13:01:00 GMT |
DRUNK IN NIGERIA |
A few years ago I was working offshore in Nigeria, and after a long drive through the bush. During which some nice gentlemen carrying Uzis kindly invited us to sit for a couple of hours under a palm t...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:55:00 GMT |
Mr Fat 4WD |
Doesn't it just wind you up!
I pulled into the local supermarket, you know, the one the starts and ends with 'A'I found a parking space at least within the same time zone and caught a tram to t...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:29:00 GMT |
